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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 4:27pm UTC

She was just a green eyed girl,
who fell in love with a little
blue eyed boy. ♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Person: Did you join this site with the intention of becoming Witty famous?
Me: Look at my username. It has a freaking underscore and numbers in it. Do you think I came here with the intention of getting more than 10 followers?

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randompanda
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Hey guys, Sorry but I just need to know some ways to make yourself fall asleep
I am having serious issues
._.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Me: *procrastinating on Witty*
Parents: Can you please--
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much. Don't make me do it, really. I need to get this homework done.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I think a great idea for reality TV
is to take 15 random teens from around the world who are addicted to the internet, and put them in an Amish village until they have a mental breakdown.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Cat: He said, "One small step for man."
Cat: I would've just said, "OH MY GOD I'M ON THE MOON!"
-Victorious

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:17pm UTC

cop: sir, what is that bottle next to you?
man: water.
cop: sir, that is wine.
man: what?
man: that jesus.
man: he did it again.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:18pm UTC

people
at my school think im ‘witty famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a quote about me :)”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC

*During the school year*
Every person I know: We're gonna have so much fun this summer! We are gonna hang out all the time, not care about boys, or how we look. We'll have no drama at all, and we're going to make it the best summer ever!
*As soon as summer starts*
Every person I know: lol bye.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Adult: So, you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No
Adult: I'm sure you're too good for any of them!
Me: Or, you know, it could be the small factor that I look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:13pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
you tell an awesome joke and some as/shole says:
You got that from the internet

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:03pm UTC

school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
school: eat 3 meals a day!
school: here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school: school is free!
school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
school: you earn the grades you get!
school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
school: respect your teachers.
school: oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
school: everyone is an individual!
school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
school: balance your social life and academics.
school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
school: we accept all love!
school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
school: bullying is bad!
school: but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job.
school: it's okay to be out sick.
school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's your fault that you were sick.
school: act like adults.
school: but were going to treat you like children.
tumblr.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:46pm UTC

life is the biggest trap
you'll ever get caught in because it's imposible to get out alive

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:35pm UTC

1
Please, everyone. Calm down.

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I automatically think that if someone is replying slow
it means they're talking to someone better...

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:09pm UTC

My laziness is exactly like
the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
.
format credit
rajsonkar follow

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Say "Oh my gosh, look at the blood on her pants." in a crowded hall and
the girls who turn around are the ones on their period.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:42pm UTC

At the store:
Cashier: Are you buying all these items?
Me: No, I'm stealing them, I just wanted to show you them first.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Human bones are 5x stronger than steel.
I am 5 times stronger than superman.

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