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chula2345

yourcool
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:06am UTC

apple should change Siri's
voice to Morgan Freeman's voice.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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xxxdreamerxxx11
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds
I'll be doin' it my way
and you'll be lovin' it.
nmfnmq

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 8:42pm UTC

come on,
skinny love, just last the year.

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Stellaluna678
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Who else remembers
Sonny with a Chance??
like seriously what happned to it??

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awittyguy
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Who else remembers?.
(Hold cursor over quote)

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chula2345
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Before talking please connect the tongue
to the brain. ;)
nmf/mnq

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC

favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
♥♥♥

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liveandlearn_12
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC

Witty Girls Please Read:
I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
I want be able to play sports.
Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
thank you witty(:
this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
fdfjnfjnf

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC

The feeling
When you just spent 45 minutes painting your nails and you accidently touch it...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares me.
We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
We give advice when there's no where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved lives.
Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.

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irishkell96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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