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kristabff
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC

I have this really unnatractive
thing on my head called my face

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
We are living in history now.

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lexybaybay741
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC

So today in English, we got into groups.. We had to write a poem about forgiveness in the group.
We then had to read it to the class.
I was the only girl in my group
The guys made me read the poem..
I know you guys are probably like "big deal, you always have to read"
Well.. It is a big deal.. I suffer from all types of anxiety..
So when I had to read today, I turned beat red, started stuttering, and then i was being laughed at.
I ran out of the classroom as fast as i could crying my eyes out..
My best guy friend, Alec is in that class.
He chased after me and found me.
He said "Lexy, you're the most amazing girl in the world, why the heck are you letting them get to you"
I said "I am just an embarassment."
He said "Well do me a favor"
I said "sure what is it"
He got down on one knee
He then said "Do me a favor and be my embarassment at the Prom?"
I cried..
He said "Oh and be my girlfriend too..
I think I am the happiest girl in the world right now...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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kristabff
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April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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yourcool
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May 14, 2013 8:36pm UTC

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
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FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:27am UTC

Boys insult each other but they really don't mean it.
Girls compliment each other, but they don't mean it either

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