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1. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   I heard that if you have a dream about someone it means that they went to sleep thinking about you.
   Mind= Blown.
   I <3 1D
   
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2. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   "I don't have biceps. I just flex my eyebrows."
   ~ Niall Horan'
   I <3 1D
   
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3. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   Louis: "Harry likes to steal food off peoples plates, but he is to scared to do it to Niall."
   Niall: "He should be."
   I <3 1D
   
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4. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   Plot Twist:
   My cat talks back to me when we have a conversation.
   I <3 1D
   
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5. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC
   My mom's boyriendf thinks that girl's voices change during puberty.
   He is clueless.
   I <3 1D
   
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6. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   If robbers ever tried to break into my house to look for money
   I would just laugh and search with them.
   I <3 1D
   
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7. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 7:57am UTC
   Me?
   Mature?
   Nah.
   I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.
   :)
   I <3 1D
   
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8. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   Dude you were knocking on the back of my closet yelling:
   "Where the f/ck is Narnia?!"
   
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9. HashtagWhoreo*
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   November 12, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   Dude you asked your girlfriend of she is single.
   
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10. HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    Dude you were in my pool trying ot find Nemo.
    
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11. HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    Dude you were in my fireplace yelling Diagon Alley.
    
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12. HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Louis: There is no doubt Niall is the cute one.
    Liam: I feel really protective towards Niall.
    Louis: Yeah, in the nicest possible way I would much rather see any of us punched than Niall.
    Harry: If I saw someone go to punch Niall I would just go psycho...
    Liam: I'd kill him.
    Zayn: I don't know what it is, but even though he's not the youngest, he's the one we feel almost maternal towards.
    I <3 1D
    
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13. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 12, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    65...... 67........ 68.......... One Direction............ 70............ 71.......... 72
    
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14. HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    When you buy a bag of air and the company was nice enough to put a few chips in it.
    I <3 1D
    
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15. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 12, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    We like our men like we like our tea.
    Hot and British with some Irish cream.
    I <3 1D
    
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16. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Interviewer: What do you hate that fans do?
    Zayn: Well it's not nice when they squeeze your hair.
    Niall: ........... Or squeeze your bum.............
    Louis: No, that's okay.
    I <3 1D
    
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17. HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    After One Direction go Go-karting:
    *Niall Falls*
    All of the boys: "Hahahahaha"
    Harry: *In very squeaky voice* "Did you get that on camera?!"
    Louis: "I hope you got that!"
    I love how no one asks if he is OK.
    Not even Liam.
    They all just laugh.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    I <3 1D
    
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18. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 12, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    My Favorite Commercial:
    Little Girl: "Daddy we have a video for you to watch on the plane, that way you won't be lonely."
    Dad: "Awww! Sweetie! Thank you, love you, see you soon."
    *Mom and dad put phones together to transfer video*
    *Dad gets into cab and wife gives him a kiss, then she leans into the cab so nobody can here her next words*
    Mom: "I made you a video too honey."
    *They put phones together to transfer video*
    Mom: "You probably shouldn't watch it on the plane." *Winks*
    *Mom walks off and Dad stares after her with his mouth agape*
    I <3 1D
    
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19. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Eating raw cookie dough.
    :)
    I <3 1D
    
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20. HashtagWhoreo*
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    November 11, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I don't understand how you can put the lid back on a Pringles can unless you are completely done.
    I <3 1D
    
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