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Jordan.*
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January 9, 2014 8:23pm UTC

I'm 140 pounds of clumsy and weak bones and the only sort of defense I have is sarcasm.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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January 2, 2014 2:41pm UTC

hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like

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* Sabaism *
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September 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Confession #2
I believe in reincarnation
And The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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* Sabaism *
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September 10, 2013 1:18pm UTC

I've mastered the art
Of sucessfully
Backhanding
A person
With a carrot.

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Plusle_N_Minun
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September 9, 2013 8:20pm UTC

I understand how some teachers mispronounce names on the first day.
But I seriously don't get how this teacher mispronounces Megan.
It's not even a ghetto name.
"Is Mee-gon here?"
Like dafuq.
Who says that?

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 1:25am UTC

Imagine if everyone on here
went to school together.

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kristabff
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September 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC

does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??

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happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC

it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

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happiest*
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September 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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Eli22b
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August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brookeleigh626
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September 8, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Hearing something that absolutely
kills you inside and having to act like you're fine.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 8, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Wanting to cough but you can't
because it's dead silent in the class

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mtndewhm*
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September 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC

The outernet is scary.

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ChocoTaco
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September 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

I love when teachers call on you
Because they think you aren't paying attention, and then BAM you get the answer right. Like that's right teacher I am very well aware of how many watermelons Jimmy bought for the party.

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^_^*
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September 8, 2013 10:58am UTC

have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn't met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 11:18am UTC

Imagine reading a book of every conversation
where people have spoken about you.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 8, 2013 12:28pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and my dad's like hey I got a rifle

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 2:02pm UTC

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
it’s a shitzu

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