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happiest*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 2:05pm UTC

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:13pm UTC

credittoforgeter
They need to
make automatic
wind screen wipers for glasses.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Do hall monitors exist or is that just some kind of
adolescent myth perpetuated by children's cartoons?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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bye*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 12:15pm UTC

whenever I’m becoming friends with someone new I like to play this game called “how long can I make this person think I’m normal” before I break out the weird

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I don't understand how people have the guts to approach their crush...
I can't even get the guts to ask for extra sauce at McDonalds.

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you don't relate to a 'So Relatable' post.

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Raynniee
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:51am UTC

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the
world that doesn't sell air.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:03pm UTC

& in that moment we were
∞

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Joke of The Moment #6
An old man was sitting on a bench
at the mall. A young man walked up
to the bench and sat down. He had
Spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Everytime the young man looked
The old man was staring.
The yound man then finally said sarcastically:
" What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man
the replied,
"Got drunk and had s/ex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

So,
my mom is a first grade teacher. Today they had a Valentine's Day party. Anyway, a boy in her class gave her a Valentine that said
'Will you be my babe?'
that he wrote himself.
I died reading it.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Do you ever rub your eyes
so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Some random person at my school gave all the shy, unpopular girls flowers today with a message saying "Every girl deserves a flower on Valentine's day."
My faith in humanity is now restored.

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HashtagWhoreo*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:16pm UTC

I F*ck Sh*t up by rearranging the chocolate in the chocolate box.
I <3 1D

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Mandy324
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:36am UTC

TAKE ME AS I AM,
or watch me as i go♥
. ......

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Mandy324
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:02pm UTC

She pulls up to the entrance
She walks right to the front desk
They lead her down a million halls, a maze that's never ending
They talk about what happened but she can barely hear them
She tries to keep a straight face as she walks into the room
She sits by his bedside, holds his hand too tight
They talk about the kids they're gonna have and the good life
The house on the hillside, where they would stay
She looks into his eyes, and she says
I want you forever, forever and always
Through the good and the bad and the ugly
We'll grow old together, and always remember
Whether happy or sad or whatever
We'll still love each other, forever and always
Forever and always, forever and always
She finishes the vows but the beeps are getting too slow
His voice is almost too low
As he says, I love you forever, forever and always
Please just remember even if I'm not there
I'll always love you, forever and always

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sarnotsav
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:06am UTC

click to see this quote

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Sometimes at night when I'm laying in bed,
I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I'm a taco.

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