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1. HashtagWhoreo*
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   February 19, 2014 8:16pm UTC
   This one time I really wanted a burrito so I kept yelling at everybody to make me a burrito but then I opened the door for someone and I thought it was my mom's fiance so I yelled at the person to make me a burrito. It was the mailman, he just wanted to deliver a package and now he doesn't bring the packages to the door, he just leaves them by the garage.
   
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2. HashtagWhoreo*
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   February 19, 2014 2:27am UTC
   I'm like, really bad at talking to guys.
   Guy: "Hey, oh my god, you have cupcakes, can I have a cupcake?"
   Me: O.O "Oh, um, er, um-" *shoves cupcake in my mouth*
   Me: (around the cupcake) *Sorry, no food here, we're closed-"
   
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3. HashtagWhoreo*
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   January 13, 2014 11:02am UTC
   When I was younger my cousin told me that the way you scored in football was having the best touchdown dance.
   
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4. HashtagWhoreo*
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   January 10, 2014 11:16am UTC
   So, my computer screen background is an animated picture of Harry Styles riding a chicken.
   
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5. HashtagWhoreo*
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   September 10, 2013 7:43pm UTC
   I want to be British, so I call my mom “Mum”
   then she decides to talk in a British accent too,
   and then I switch back to calling her mom.
   
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6. HashtagWhoreo*
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   August 31, 2013 11:25pm UTC
   Feeling depressed for no reason.
   
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7. HashtagWhoreo*
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   February 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment when you put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
   I <3 1D
   
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8. HashtagWhoreo*
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   February 19, 2013 9:23pm UTC
   In gym, it is like life or death for the guys, until they realize that there is no way their team is going to win, then all hell breaks loose and they all act like they are on crack.
   I <3 1D
   
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9. HashtagWhoreo*
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   February 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
   My childhood is over.
   Nathan Kress (Freddie from iCarly) has a beard.
   I <3 1D
   
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10. HashtagWhoreo*
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    January 26, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    You know how they say that there are 7 people in the world that look like you?
    Well I was just wondering if those people are Wittians too.
    I <3 1D
    
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11. HashtagWhoreo*
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    January 24, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I F*ck Sh*t up by rearranging the chocolate in the chocolate box.
    I <3 1D
    
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12. HashtagWhoreo*
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    January 2, 2013 4:15am UTC
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    January 2, 2013 4:10am UTC
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14. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 16, 2012 12:47am UTC
    *So at my friends house the little kids were suppose to be sleeping but they were still awake, and talking.*
    My friend's step-dad: "Why am I hearing voices?"
    Me: "You're crazy."
    I <3 1D
    
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15. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 16, 2012 12:36am UTC
    My friend calls my mom: Her first name.
    My best friend calls my mom: Mom.
    I <3 1D
    
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16. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    School bus conversations are strangest.
    Topics:
    Periods
    Flies
    Golfing
    Monster Trucks
    Oklahoma
    Weed
    Music
    Killing Teachers
    PMSing
    Bubble Gum
    Frogs
    Cocaine
    Comment any others that left out.
    
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17. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 10, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    *When I see a prettty girl on TV*
    Me: "Well, she got my fair share of pretty."
    I <3 1D
    
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18. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 8, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    My 2 cousins were in Fleet Farm.
    My guy cousin, Lee, hid behind some coats and was going to scare his sister, Ana.
    Ana saw him doing this and just walked away.
    Then a man came up and parked his cart in front of the rack that Lee was behind.
    Lee finally got tired of waiting so he seperated the coats, stood up, said 'Hi' and walked away.
    They said they could still hear the guy laughing from two isles away.
    The thing is, Lee is a sophmore, yet he is so childish.
    I <3 1D
    
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19. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Liam thought that YOLO meant Yummy Oreos Love Origami.
    
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20. HashtagWhoreo*
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    December 5, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    One time, when Harry was drunk he had an hour long conversation with a cat.
    Yeah, well I once had a two hour long conversation with a cat.
    SOBER!
    I <3 1D
    
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