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  1. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:00am UTC
    A - Available = Yes
    B - Birthday =April 6 of 1999
    C- Crush =Niall Horan
    D - Drink you had last =Milk
    E - Easiest person to talk to =Alise
    F - Favorite song=Blown Away by Carrie Underwood (Though Rock Me by One Direction is a close 2nd).
    G - Grossest memory = The time I ate Chop Sui at my cousins house and puked.
    H - Hometown =Auburndale Wisconsin
    I - In love with =Niall Horan
    J - Jealous of =Emma Roberts
    K - Killed someone =Haha yeah right...... but no
    L - Longest friendship = 4 years
    M - Milkshake flavor =Chocolate..... duh!
    N - Number of siblings =Cero in Spanish or 0
    O - One wish =That I could be skinny.
    P - Person who called you last =My friend Mikayla
    Q - Question your always asked =None really, nobody notices me, I'm just a face in the crowd.
    R - Reason to smile =My friends being stupidly hilarious.
    S - Song you last sang =The A Team by Ed Sheeran (And may I add that I recorded it to see why people say I suck at singing and almost cried becasue I sounded so terrible)
    T - The best thing that ever happened to you =Moving back to my current school after being bullied at my old school.
    U - Underwear color = Teal
    V - Very best friend (s) =Mikayla, Felicity, Alise, and Meghan
    W - Worst habit =Pushing my glasses up, it looks very nerdy.
    X - X rays you had =None
    Y - Your last time you cried =Today when I yawned, I cry everyday because whenever I yawn, I cry.
    Z - Zodiac sign =Aries, which I find kind of funny because Aries is the Greek god of war and I am so not into war, it would be really easy to mug me................

  2. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Putting lotion on your hands and then not being able to open sh*t.

  3. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    There's always going to be a reason for someone to be bullied.
    They are new
    over weight
    not rich
    'ugly'
    emo
    stupid
    DIFFERENT
    There will always be a reason for someone to be bullied.
    Even though we are all the same.
    Even though we are all doing the same thing.
    Trying to survive.
    I <3 1D

  4. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Harry: The first conversation we had,
    we all like,
    stood in a circle,
    and
    Niall went: Let's all dress like Louis 'cause I like his shoes!
    I love you Niall.

  5. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Everybody has 8 names
    1. Real Name: Bailey
    2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Turquoise Unicorn
    3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Baizzle
    4. Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): Kennedy Rae
    5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): RaaRa (Haha)
    6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Purple Pepsi
    7. Your Witness Protection Name (your father's middle name): John
    8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Black Pickles

  6. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    My cat is like a spider detector.
    She stares at the wall until either the spider comes within killing range
    or
    I get a tissue and kill it.
    I <3 1D

  7. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:50am UTC
    Weird Talking In My Sleep Thing I Do #4
    I was at my friend Meghan's house.
    My other friend Alise was there too.
    So they were awake and I was asleep.
    All of a sudden I yelled my other friend Felicity's name.
    In my dream we were fighting and I was yelling at her.
    My other friends say it was quite funny.
    True Story
    I <3 1D

  8. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Niall: "Harry is the youngest but everyone always thinks it's me."
    Louis: "That's because you're cute and Harry is a pervert."
    Niall is cute.
    I <3 1D

  9. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    I'm a ninja.
    I can sleep with my glasses on and not break them.

  10. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Weird Sleep Talking Thing I do #3
    My friend, her sisters, and my cousin were over.
    I was the first on to fall asleep.
    As my friends sister walked by I said "That's not abnormal!"
    Then she said, "I take effence to that!"
    True Story.
    I <3 1D

  11. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Weird Sleep Talking thing I do #2
    I had this dream that my dog and I made a deal.
    He gave me something, and I was suppose to go get something for him in return.
    I had to walk into the kitchen tog et it.
    When I sat up I actually woke up.
    I looked down and my dog was awake on my legs giving me WTF look.
    So I told him, " I'm to tired, I will get it for you tomorrow," and went back to sleep.
    I don't remember what i was suppose to get him.
    So my debt to my dog is unpaid.
    True Story.
    I <3 1D

  12. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Weird Sleep talking thing I did #1
    I was at my friends house sleeping and she tooka pillow from me.
    I sat up said " I have a question" then mumbled something and laid back down.
    Our other friend who doesn't know I sleep talk asked what the f/ck I was talking about.
    True Story
    I <3 1D

  13. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    On the Voice someone sang What Makes You Beautiful by:
    One Direction.
    Life= Complete
    I <3 1D

  14. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    "There is a purple mushroom in my backyard screaming tacos!
    Tacos!"
    ~Christina & Sarah
    I <3 1D

  15. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    I stepped on a Cornflake.
    I am officially a cereal killer.

  16. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:31am UTC
    What if One Direction became the presidents?
    Niall: "More Food!"
    Harry: "More Girls!"
    Zayn: "More Hair Products!"
    Louis: "More Carrots!"
    Liam: "Somebody shut them up! Get your feet off the presidential desk! Niall! Stop eating Zayn's hand!"
    That would be awesome.
    I <3 1D

  17. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:25am UTC
    I hate it when I'm on the other side of the shower and the water turns cold.
    Then I have to go through the freezing glacial waters to turn it off.
    I <3 1D

  18. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:23am UTC
    Zayn: "I'm the Bradford Bad Boy!"
    Louis: "And I'm the Swagmasta from Doncasta!"
    Zayn: "But his Mom calls him Boo Bear."
    I <3 1D

  19. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    In my book this girl has 3 boyfriends.
    And I can't seem to get one.
    How sad is that?
    A fictional character has more boyfriends than me.
    I <3 D

  20. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Okay so my mom is a heavy smoker and I saw a quote were this girl was saying that if she got so many votes her mom would quit smoking. I told my mom and asked her if she would do the same thing.
    She said she would quit smoking if I got 200 favs.
    I would really appreciate it if you favorited this because I have asthma. I'm afraid for my mom's health. I am also afraid for mine. So please fav.

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