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  1. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 17
    The look on Travis' face was completely blank.
    His eyes were wide, and his face went hollow and pale.
    Normally, I would've started to blush and hide myself around Travis without my pants on, but inside, I started to laugh.
    I couldn't contain my laughter, as Travis' face went from horror to confusion.
    "What the hell is so funny?" Travis asked, his cheeks turning slightly red.
    I didn't know what I found so funny; maybe it was the fact that I managed to get the school's rebel to turn silent and red.
    "And who takes so long to change, anyways?" Travis suddenly snapped, clearing his throat. "You were up here for ten minutes. I just wanted to check to see if you were dead or not!"
    I bit my lips from smiling too much, as I raised an eyebrow.
    "Calm down, Travis." I pointed to the hem of the shirt that I still had on, that reached mid thigh, long enough so that he couldn't see anything. "It's not like I'm naked or anything."
    Travis stared at me for a long moment, before blinking.
    He turned his head away, about to head out of the room.
    "I made hot chocolate downstairs, if you want some." he muttered, before leaving.
    I smiled. How often do you hear of a bad boy making you hot chocolate?
    ***
    I yawned for the fifth time throughout the movie, my eyes getting moist and teary.
    My eyelids started to become heavy, as I leaned my head against the arm rest of Travis' couch.
    Travis' head snapped towards mine, noticing that I was about to knock out.
    "Come on." Travis urged, standing up on his feet to pull me up.
    I groaned, as I closed my eyes, blocking out Travis' hushed whispers. "Get up, Riley, before I have to drag you."
    I flipped him my finger, before rolling onto my side. "Can I just sleep on the couch tonight?"
    Travis stayed quiet for a moment, much to my relief.
    Maybe he was finally going to leave me alone in peac-
    "I'm not letting you sleep on this hard couch." he groaned, as I felt him pick me up.
    I was too tired to protest, as I felt Travis' arms snake around my legs to hold me up.
    Travis walked me up the stairs, before placing me down on a bed.
    The bed smelt faintly of cigarettes and mint, making me notice immediately that I was on his bed.
    "Travis, where are you sleeping?" I managed to mutter.
    Travis let out an exhausted sigh, as I heard the sound of his hands running through his hair. "I don't know, on the floor?"
    Even though I was nearly dead asleep, I still felt a guilty pain in my stomach.
    "No." I slurred, letting out another yawn. "Stay with me."
    Travis hesitated before I felt the sheets moving.
    I felt weight being put on the bed, as the warmth of Travis' bare chest radiated onto me.
    "Are you sure?" he whispered.
    I suddenly rolled onto my side, my arm brushing against Travis' bare skin.
    "You aren't wearing a shirt?" I asked.
    Travis smirked, before leaning into me, closing his eyes. "I never do."
    No updates tomorrow because of Thanksgiving!
    Everyone have a happy holiday! :)

  2. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 7
    "Ashley, you look amazing!" my friend Crystal squealed from across the gym when we arrived at the school. She ran over and hugged me.
    "I'm so glad you're finally here! You know, Mike's been asking about you." she said, adding a wink at the end of her statement.
    "Mike? Really? What did he say?" I asked.
    "He just kept asking if you had a date, when you were gonna get here, and then when you walked in, he said you looked gorgeous." she told me.
    "Really? He's such a cutie! Should I go talk to him?" I asked.
    "I think he's one step ahead of you." she said, nodding her head to the eft. I followed her gesture and saw the super attractive soccer player walking towards me. I ran my fingers through my hair and smiled, turning to him.
    Here's the thing about Mike. He's one of the popular guys at school, and he notorious for being a player. Oh, and he's also Liam's enemy.
    Something happened back in middle school. What happened, I'm not exactly sure. All I know is that Mike is the one person Liam hates. And since Liam is my best friend, I'm not really supposed to talk to him. But Liam was too busy treating Danielle like the stuck up princess she is, so I decided that I was allowed to have some fun too, right?
    "Hey there beautiful." Mike said, walking up to me and grabbing my hand, kissing it like a prince. So cliche.
    "Hey yourself." I said, checking him out. Perfect, as usual.
    "May I have this dance?" he asked, and I nodded my head while he lead me out onto the dance floor. I put one hand on his lower back, and one hand was still interlocked with his. I smiled at him, and he kissed my cheek.
    After a few more dances, I told him I was going to talk to the boys for a minute.
    "Hey! You guys having fun?" I asked when I reached their dance circle.
    "A blast! You looked like you were having some fun, eh?" Harry asked, winking at me. Which made me blush. thanks a lot.
    "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom quickly, I'll be back in a minute." I heard Danielle whisper into Liam's ear.
    "Ash, can I talk to you for a minute?" Liam asked once Danielle left.
    "Sure, what's up?" I asked, not sure what was so important that it couldn't wait until after the dance.
    "Why were you dancing with Mike?" he asked, and I could see anger in hie eyes. Was he jealous? No, he had Danielle.
    "Because he asked me to. And he's a nice guy Liam." I said, and Liam rolled his eyes. Of course he wouldn't believe that.
    "You know he's a player Ashley. I don't want to see you getting hurt." he said.
    "Well, thanks for caring, but I'm not your responsibility. I can take care of myself." I replied, mad for some reason. Maybe I'm just mad because Liam won't let me talk to other guys. That's not fair, is it?
    "Excuse me, it's time for the announcement of you Homecoming King and Queen." said Mrs. Anderson, the principal of our high school.
    When Liam and i were just kids, we made one promise to each other. Besides the 'I will always be your best friend' promise. We promised that at our high school homecoming, if he won king, he would make me his queen, and if I won queen, I would make him my king. But now he had Danielle, so that was probably not a valid promise anymore.
    "Your queen for the year of 2012 is... Ashley Tomlinson!" she screamed. I was shocked. Well, not really, but I pretended to be. I walked up to the stage and bowed my head so she could put the crown on my head. A perfect fit.
    "And Ashley, you now get to choose your king." she said, smiling at me.
    I looked into the crown and saw liam with a hopeful glint in his eyes. My head said yes, but my heart said no. So I did something that would probbly get him extremely mad, and possibly really jealous.
    I made Mike my king.
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    - Emma

  3. ELwriters ELwriters
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    October 12, 2012 3:59pm UTC
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  4. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 5
    “How’s this?”
    Danielle repeated again, probably for the fifth time today. We were at the dress store, and I and Danielle were trying to find some dresses. Luckily for me, I wasn’t so picky, so I picked a few simple dressed out off the first rack I laid my eyes onto. But for Danielle, it was a different story. She probably had at least ten dresses lying across her arm when I found my three, and was practically dragging Liam to the back of the store. I peeked out from behind the curtain that separated me and the rest of the store. I watched as Liam stared at Danielle with her flirty blush pink fitted dress on. Ugh.
    “Danielle you look beautiful,”
    Liam said, breathless, still staring at her. I tuned back around and looked at the dress on me, sighing. No way could I compete with her. But, it was worth a shot. I moved the curtain out of my way and stepped out towards them. When Liam laid his eyes on my black dress, he smiled.
    “Ashley that looks awesome.”
    He said, nodding up and down as he approved my dress. When Danielle looked at me, she bit her lip, clearly jealous. Lucky for me I had curves in the right places.
    “Ash, babe, you look perfect in that dress!”
    She plastered a smile on her lips, but I could see the flare of anger in her eyes.
    “I’m going to try another one.”
    Danielle turned back to Liam and leaned down to kiss his cheek. As she laid her lips on his, I watched her open her eyes and glare at me. Clearly Liam was her territory.
    “I’ll try my next one too.”
    I turned around and walked back into my changing room, taking out my next one. I picked out my next dress, which was a nice unfitted one that was something that would show off my tan legs quite nicely. I and Danielle spent the next hour trying to step up the game, choosing the best dress we thought that Liam liked. I usually wasn’t so aggressive, but something about Danielle today just made me snap. Finally, I was ready to put up a white flag in surrender.
    “I think I like this one.”
    I said, looking down at the dress I had on. It was a light purple one, and I thought it was just perfect. It wasn’t fitted, but a nice dress that flared a little at the bottom.
    “Me too, it looks great on you.”
    I was surprised how Liam couldn’t see me and Danielle practically sharpening our nails, getting ready to fight over him, but he just saw his best friend and girlfriend trying on dresses.
    “I like mine too.”
    Danielle chose a dress that was a short dress, black on top and light beige on the bottom. Of course it was short and flirty, perfect for the image she was going for. We went up to the cashier and bought them, walking out into the warm summer breeze that blew by us. We slipped on sunglasses and walked to Liam’s car, then drove out onto the street.
    “The dresses you guys picked were perfect for each of you.”
    Liam’s eyes met mine in the mirror and before I turned away, he smiled at me. I saw that Danielle reached over and set her hand on his leg, rubbing up and down. She was torturing me, and she knew it.
    “So, I’ll come over tonight at 7 ok?”
    She whispered in a sexy voice, pretending like I wouldn’t be able to hear. She kissed his cheek softly as she got out of the car, sashaying up the driveway and to the door. When we pulled back out, I hopped into the front seat.
    “Save it for tonight Payne.”
    I said, motioning over at his flushed face and tight grip on the wheel. He chuckled and as he parked into my driveway, I reached over to grab my bag. But before I noticed him trying to be a gentleman, my hand brushed his. I instantly pulled it away, like it stung. My face was red hot when he said “I got it,” grabbing my bags and getting out of the car. We walked up the driveway, my arms wrapped around my arms to keep the shivers down, which were not from the coldness. All I could see was Danielle’s face when I walked out in that dress I bought, the look of almost defeat. Liam was clearly off limits for me. Well, two could play at the game.
    Danielle Dress 1: http://www.awear.com/dresses/black-lace-cliona-bow-dress/invt/10452429black/?cmpid=linkshare&siteID=Hy3bqNL2jtQ-dDUy2fV_iJijCuNjsMEpRA
    Ashley Dress 1: http://www.reiss.com/us/womens/dresses/marion/antique-rose/?utm_source=LinkShareUS&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=Hy3bqNL2jtQ
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    I know Danielle would never act like this, but it is how she does in this story. Hope ya'll like it(: Feedback?
    - Emma

  5. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 4
    “How was life without us?”
    Liam asked me, and I laughed.
    “Horrible.”
    I joked, pushing him in the arm. He rubbed it lightly, laughing along with me.
    “How was tour you guys?”
    “The girls were amazing.”
    Harry said, and I rolled my eyes. What a flirter.
    “I loved visiting all the new places. They all have interesting food.”
    Niall added, and again, I rolled my eyes.
    “I’m just not happy to go to school again.”
    Niall groaned, laying his head back on the couch. Niall, Liam, Harry, and I were the only people that we’re in school. Louis and Zayn had already graduated.
    “Guys, it’s fine. You’ll be with me!”
    I grinned, bashing my eyelashes at them.
    “Totally.”
    Liam said, winking at me. As he looked away I glanced at the ground, trying to hid my blushing.
    “So, what’s the scoop at school?”
    “Well, Maria and Kevin are going out.”
    They all nodded. Maria and Kevin were some kids at the school, who had secretly liked each other for 4 years but never did anything about it. Maria tried to be one of my friends, but all she did was become plastic. Hard, tall, popular plastic.
    “Emma Parks became the president of student council, Mr. Rexer retired, and everyone is eager to see you guys again.”
    The all chuckled, nodding their heads.
    “Have any real friends?”
    Louis asked me, who was walking down the steps.
    “No.”
    I sighed, running a hand through my hair and then looking down at my French manicure, slowly pinking at it.
    “Hey, there’s got to be someone that can see past the fame.”
    I sighed, shaking my head.
    “No, none. Everyone at our school is just plastic.”
    I muttered the last part to myself, but Louis still heard me.
    “Plastic?”
    “Don’t ask.”
    I told him, and he understood. He knew just when I didn’t want to talk about things, no matter how much anyone wanted to know.
    “Hey,”
    Niall said, sitting up a little and leaning towards me.
    “Isn’t the spring dance coming up?”
    I nodded, and he instantly perked up.
    “I’m thinking of asking Cassie. Do you talk to her at all?”
    Again, I shook my head.
    “The only people I talk to are my friends.”
    I said, putting air quotes up when I mentioned friends.
    “Well, I think I will. Of course, Liam will go with Danielle, and Harry-”
    “It’s probably too late to work my magic on the girls from being away for so long.”
    “Har, I wouldn’t think that. The girls at school practically line up to ask me when you are coming back.”
    Harry smirked, shaking his curls and brushing them out of his face.
    “And why wouldn’t they?”
    He joked, beaming his little grin at me.
    “Do you have a date yet?”
    Louis asked me, and I frowned at him.
    “Do you think I would? All the guys at school hate me because I’m related to you, who all their crushes love.”
    He gave me a pity look, but I just shook it off.
    “I’ll be happy to take you.”
    Louis suggested, and I stared back at him.
    “Lou, I can’t have my own brother take me to the dance. It’ll give them even more of a reason to hate me.”
    The room got quiet then, and everyone just kind of looked down and felt awkward.
    “Well, maybe you could come with me and Danielle. She’s going shopping for a dress tomorrow if you want to come with us,”
    Liam told me, and I bit my lip. A day out shopping with Liam and Danielle seemed fun, compared to my boring, nothing life. Danielle seemed to like me, but sometimes I felt like she was protective of Liam. Whatever, she doesn’t mean much to me anyway.
    “Sure, why not?”
    Liam smiled and wrapped his arm around me, pulling me into a hug. He must of hugged me a little too long because Louis cleared his throat.
    “Liam.”
    I looked over at Lou, and he was shooting glares at Liam. Liam took his arm off of my shoulder, lifting his hands off in defence.
    “Don’t shoot, don’t shoot.”
    Liam said, and I couldn’t help but giggle.
    “Leave room for Jesus you guys.”
    Niall said, wagging his fingers at us, which only caused me to laugh harder.
    “Well, Jesus must be having a hard time trying to find room.”
    Harry joked as he laughed his famous little laugh, and then covered his mouth. Now I was trying to catch my breath.
    “You guys, stop! I can’t breathe!”
    I whined, continuing to laugh as my face reddened from the lack of breath.
    “Oh my god, Ash can’t breathe! Someone call 911!”
    Niall jumped off the couch and started freaking out, which practically made me fall off the couch. See why I was friends with these boys? Because I couldn’t help it. I just love them too much to let them out of my life. Because without them, my life would be hell. Even more than it already is.
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    - Emma

  6. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 3
    “Louis!”
    I ran down the hallway, closing the little space that was between us. When I got closer, I jumped up into the air and into his arms, where he held me tight against his chest.
    “Louis I missed you!”
    I said, my words muffled against his shirt. He placed his arms on my back, and god it felt so good to be back with my brother, one of the only people that understand me.
    “I missed you too Ash.”
    I felt him kiss the top of my head before letting go of me, looking around the house.
    “Same old stuff huh?”
    He snickered, before taking a deep sigh as he noticed the picture of our father, which caused him to freeze.
    “Is that…”
    “Mom must have put it up.”
    He looked at like I did, and I could see it being heavy on his heart. I stuck my hands in my pocket, trying to think of something to say.
    “So, how was tour?”
    “It was fun actually! London was a blast last night, but they kept us up all night.”
    I faked laughed at his little joke, and he smirked. He knew it was cheesy.
    “Did you have fun going to some new places?”
    “Well we went to some similar places that we did on the last tour, but some new cities. We actually got to go out to Japan and Korea, and I think we had either one or two shows in Australia. So we got around the world.”
    I smiled, enjoying his every word. My brother, in living form, was back with me. That was all I was worried about, that it was all a dream and just going to slip out from under my fingers.
    “Did you get me anything?”
    I bashed my eyes and gave him a cheeky grin, and he just shook his head as he laughed.
    “Of course. You know I always do.”
    I giggled, as he walked over to his room and went in with his suitcase. I followed behind him, watching as he set it down on the bed and opened it up to reveal some little plastic bags with brand names printed on them. He took out all 4 of them, bringing them over to me, and setting them in my hands.
    “Should I open them now?”
    “Sure, I would love to see if you like them.”
    I moved over so I sat on the end on the bed, pulling out a little box that was wrapped around with toilet paper.
    “Really Lou? Toilet paper?”
    He shrugged, and I rolled my eyes, still continuing to rip off the paper off. When I placed the paper beside me, I noticed it was a beautiful blue box that had Spanish writing on it.
    “South America huh?”
    He laughed, and I lifted the top of to reveal a beautiful necklace, with a little golden lock on it.
    “Louis this is beautiful!”
    I took it out of the box, and smiled as it reflected the light off of its shiny golden surface. I laid it down next to me and took off the next box, which had a cute shell in it.
    “Where’s this from?”
    “Australia. We went to the beach for a day and I thought you would like to put something in it,”
    He nodded down at the next box that was already sitting on my lap. I raised an eyebrow as I ripped open the next box, showing some beautiful earrings. It had pink flowers, diamonds, and little bows.
    “Germany.”
    He said, already answering the question that was forming in my mouth. I took the last box, which was bigger than all the rest, and ripped it open. What it revealed was a hat, with some Japanese letters on it.
    “What does it say?”
    I lifted the flat rimmed hat out of the box, trying to understand what it said.
    “It says swag.”
    I turned and looked at Louis, and I grinned. I loved the word swag. I practically had the word swag written in pen everyday on some part of my body. I stood up and hugged Louis, thanking him for the gifts as I put on my hat. When he let go of me, he winked.
    “There’s some people waiting for you downstairs.”
    I smiled quickly, kissed his cheek, and then ran down the steps to see the rest of the guys sitting on the couch. I stopped halfway on the stairs and cleared my throat, and all of them turned to face me.
    “Got room for one more?”
    I asked, grinning as the boys stood up and raced to come hug me. Harry got to me first, wrapping me in his arms and spinning me around.
    “ASHLEY!!”
    He said, hugging me tightly, and I smiled. God I missed that boy. Then Niall and Zayn, and lastly Liam.
    “Hey Ashley!”
    Liam said, walking up to me and softly hugging me, unlike the rest of the guys who practically tackled me to the ground.
    “What’s up?”
    “Nothing, just a bit bruised that’s all.”
    I pretended to glare at the other guys, who shyly looked away like nothing even happened. Liam laughed, letting go of me. When I looked into his eyes, I felt my heart jump. Did I tell you I might have a small crush on Liam Payne? He looked into my eyes, but then quickly looked away, just a friendly glance. I wish it wasn’t though. But, right now it just has to be. He’s happy with Danielle, and I’m happy just being as close as I am to him. That’s probably what it’s going to have to be forever, no matter how bad I want to change it.
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    Ok, this one sorta sucked. I'm sorry guys! I promise it will get better, I promise. Hope you all stick with me and read<3 Feedback?
    - Emma(:

  7. ELwriters ELwriters
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    October 3, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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  8. ELwriters ELwriters
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    October 1, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Prologe
    My name is Ashley Tomlinson.
    Yes, I am the sister to the famous Louis Tomlinson, just in case you needed to make sure. I’m 18 years of age, and I am like every other normal teenage girl in this messed up world. High school is tough, but at least I’m pretty smart and can keep my grades up until the end, which is getting closer and closer.
    I guess I’m pretty lucky that I have Louis as my brother, because I get to hang out with him and the guys when he’s home. We’ve always been pretty close, ever since we were little kids. He’s not home very often because of tours and other things, but I’m glad when he is. I miss him a lot, which is usually weird for a brother and sister. He’s very protective over me, making sure none of the guys hit on me. I don’t mind, but sometimes I just love to mess with him and hit on one of the guys, which gets him pretty mad.
    I usually do it on Liam, who is one of my closest friend's that I have ever had. He's always been close to me, ever since the beginning. Maybe a little too close for Louis's liking. I gotta say, it’s adorable how protective he is of me.
    We moved to the US a while ago, and I have a pretty good life I guess, considering how famous my brother is. But my brother isn’t all of my life. I have friends and activities and stuff I do. Most of my friends though, are fake. Plastic. I can tell by the way they look at me, always asking me about my brother and everyone else. I don’t hide my identity at school, trying to hide from the world that I don’t have a famous brother. I do, and that’s all that everyone sees. No one tries to see the real me, and it hurts. But I have to suck it up, lift my head high, and pretend like I don’t care.
    Which is what I do, and will for as long as I live.
    Ashley: http://weheartit.com/entry/23145766/via/emz17lover
    ................................
    Hey guys!
    No, Lizzie and I are not currently writing this together. It's just me, Emma, writing right now! Hopefully Lizzie will see this and maybe come and write with me. Maybe she will. Do you guys like this story so far? It's kind of a slow beginning... Gimme your feedback! :)
    - Emma

  9. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 1
    It was a warm day in sunny California, and I was watching it from inside. I wasn't usually an outside girl, except when I went to the beach with my so called "friends". Mostly, it was just sititng on the beach and hearing them talk to me, trying to not talk about One Direction, until they just couldn't hold it in. But today, all my plastic Barbies were out and about without me.
    "Ashley, could you please clean your trash of the table like I told you to?”
    My mother admonished me from the kitchen, and I could hear the tiredness in her voice.
    “Fine, I’ll do it.”
    I huffed and threw the blanket off of my lap and getting off of the couch. I turned the television off, crossing my arms as I walked into the kitchen.
    My mother had been really run down lately, from the amount of work she had gotten at work and then coming home to me. We were not really good with each other, ever since my father passed. Louis and I were struck by surprise with his death, and that’s really when me and Louis started getting along. We were very little, and I remember the day exactly.
    It was Louis’s birthday (great birthday gift huh?), and all I remember was standing behind the door, hearing the soft cries of my mother’s tears escaping out of my mother’s mouth. I was only 4 years old at the time, and Louis was only 6, but he knew what was going on. I remember the tears falling out of his blue eyes, as he sniffled in his room.
    “Louis?”
    He looked up at me, suddenly coming over and wrapping me in his arms.
    “Louis what wrong?”
    “Nothing Ashley.”
    He was still shaking his shoulders up and down when he said that, and his voice was full of sadness. I was only 4, but I was a smart toddler.
    “Why mommy and you sad?”
    “No reason Ash. Just… just be with me.”
    I nodded and wrapped my arm around him, and I remember being confused. I had no idea my father was dead, but only that my brother and mother were crying. I stayed with him, and when my mother told me later that day I had Louis to turn to. As soon as she told me, I started crying and ran into Louis’s arms. That was probably the night that we started to bond. We knew that we only had a mother now, and we needed to stick together.
    “Ashley. Ashley!”
    My mother repeated my name for a multiple time, and I snapped out of my thoughts.
    “Fine, I’m getting it right now.”
    I rolled my eyes as I walked past her and she sighed, running a hand through her brown hair that was tied up into a bun, but was falling loose from the pressures of work and as the day wore on.
    “Ash… please. Just try to work with me.”
    I nodded, pretending that I was listening. I leaned over and picked up my plate and cup from my earlier breakfast, setting it loudly in the sink. I could feel my mother looking at my from the back of my head and when I turned around, it was exactly what she was doing.
    “What?”
    I asked, so innocent.
    “Honey…”
    She took a deep breath, shaking her head and putting a stack of magazines on the table. I was still facing her, watching her, waiting for the end of her sentence. When she looked back up, she placed a smile on her face.
    “I have some good news.”
    “What is it?”
    “Your brother, he’s coming home.”
    ................................
    Wow, glad some people like my writing! Think you guys loved Lizzies more... ahah! Oh well. Sorry it's a little short and that I changed the color. It's just getting started! Feedback?
    - Emma

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    That moment when
    you see something
    you didn’t want to see
    and your heart drops.

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    1 universe, 8 planets,
    804 islands,
    7 billion people,
    and you're in love with 4 brits & a leprechaun?
    HAHAHAHAHA
    same.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Can I be the best friend
    you fall in love with?

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
    "I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
    like, a real one.
    and she's on the treadmill,
    running faster than a racehorse would run,
    like eighty miles an hour, probably.
    top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
    \(^ - ^)/
    and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
    and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
    ~~(o__o)~~
    and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
    and they're both incredibly good looking,
    and then he leans over the treadmill bar
    and starts making out with her
    while she's running that fast.
    and i'm just like,
    ".....you win."

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    There are times when I wish
    certain people could read my thoughts.
    So they'll know what I'm too scared to say...

  15. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Today I took a bath.
    I didn't wash my hair.
    Or wash my body.
    I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
    I was covered in marker.
    I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
    They won't hold me back anymore.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  17. irishgirl41 irishgirl41
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    *worth reading*
    So Today;
    I was walking in the hallway,
    and there were these guys behind me.
    Probably juniors or seniors.
    And I over heard some of their conversation...
    Guy 1: So what's she like? The girl you like? What's her name?
    Guy 2: *says girls name* She's amazing..
    Guy 1: *suprised* Really? Her?
    Guy 2: Yep.
    Guy 1: She's not even hot.
    Guy 2: No, I guess she's not your definition of hot,
    but she's one of those girls who the longer you
    look at her, the prettier she is. The ways she
    laughs, and smiles, and is just a happy person.
    She's nice to everyone and that's sexy as hell.
    "So no, when you first look at her, you don't
    say, "man she's fine" but when you really
    look at her, I can guarantee you'll think;
    "Damn, she's beautiful"
    Mr,
    you give me hope.
    I hope she's lucky enough to have you.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I think
    it’s cute when
    you hear a guy talk about
    how much he really likes a girl.

  19. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Smile
    Let everyone know that today
    you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

:)

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