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Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.

"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.

like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:

\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like

~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,

".....you win."

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1196 faves · 13 comments · Oct 7, 2012 9:46pm

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BlackButterflies

funny

pluto* · 1 decade ago
one directions interveiws are also hialrious as !
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Hilarious!
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Bananabrains316 · 1 decade ago
Haha I love her
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jeter7 · 1 decade ago
hahahha taylorrrr
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Sparksfly322 · 1 decade ago
I watched that it was so funny and for everyone wondering here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXCsNvvMQ8&feature=g-all-u
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