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Amenah
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 5:29pm UTC

G i v e m e s t i m u l a t i n g c o n v e r s a t i o n
or leave me to my thoughts. I have no interest in faking a friendship.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC

》cancel my subscription
i'm so over your issues. ✌《

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: *looking through my profile*
Me: *notices my bio says "happy summer"
Me: *realizes it's November 19th*
Me: ......
Me: I'll change it later

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sleepy*
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November 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

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BravoSierra
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November 19, 2013 5:45pm UTC

if you were a fruit,
you'd be a fineapple.

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Corinne ✞*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:01am UTC

Witty is legit the only place where I can smile, laugh and not get one judgemental comment from anyone.. This is why I love it.. I consider it my second home
Witty and everyone on it.. I love you. Your beautiful.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Girl: *making fun of me during lunch because I whisper to myself*
Girl: *mocking me*
*in English next period*
Girl: *walks up to me* *mocks my whispering*
Me: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY? IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Entire Classroom: *gasps*
Teacher: *turns around in shock*
Me: ...
Student: He speaks.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Sometimes the hardest thing to say
are those that straight comes from the heart

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永久*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:07am UTC

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So, I'm a b.itch?
At least I don't fave my own quotes.
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Cookiedoughformats

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absent *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 12:04pm UTC

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."
"Wow. And she said yes?"
"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.
"But I swore that I would never give up."

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC

MISSION:
I I I
I I I
make a letter.
you know what to do.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Dont cut or try to commit suicide
You are defeating yourself badly
and letting the enemies wins over you
Show the enemies how stronge you are
and that you dont care about them anymore
and you are winning over them.
Not everyone is going to have a easy life.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC

My main comebacks
- I don't care
- your mom
- you're worse then comic sans

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Guys be like:
"Let's play 21 questions."
Girl: "Sure, what's your favorite color?"
Guy: "Triangle, you a virgin?"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Just imagine if a celebrity got a Witty
And then all of a sudden it was the next big thing, and all your family and friends were getting accounts too. Then all our secret lives were uncovered. Everyone would know what we said about them, they'd know where we hid the bodies, they'd know our life stories. It would be like our diaries being invaded. That would be scary.

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Steve
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:48am UTC

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

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happiest*
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November 15, 2013 1:48pm UTC

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me. hey

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