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Status: Here to help:D

Member Since: 26 Aug 2012 02:02am

Last Seen: 25 Mar 2014 08:03pm

Birthday: November 25

Location: The beautiful world.

Gender: M

user id: 327446

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I solemnly swear that I am up to good.
................... Hey, I'm Chris, and I'm a model.
I blow out the candles on November 25.
That darling of an angel in the picture at the end, is my princess, Asia. Mine.


like music. I like The Hives, Dexy's Midnight Runners, David Bowie, Mudmen, Steriogram , Hello, All American Rejects, Smashmouth, Gemini, Yiruma, Crash Kings, Alex Clare, Offspring, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck, Panic At the Disco!, Professor Green, Oasis, RJD2, Miike Snow, Sufjan Stevens, E-Dubble, MGMT, Edwinn Star, The Crew Cuts, Vampire Weekend, Kernkraft 5000, Jason Mraz, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 3OH!3, Simple Heroes, Tiny Little Planets, Martin Solveig, Grizzly Bears, Vampire Weekend, Radiohead, Janoskians, Kraddy, Flux Pavilion, LMFAO, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gaelic Storm, I Fight Dragons, JUSTICE, Spoon, Calvin Harris, Phoenix, Nico Vega, M83, AWOLNATION, HOGNI, Swedish House Mafia, The Kooks, Willy Moon, The Black Ghosts, Mutemath, The APM Orchestra, Gnarls Barkley, The Cure, Kool And The Gang, Shirley Ellis, Janelle Monae, Pixies, George McCrae, Rage Against The Machine, Blondie , The White Stripes, Wham!, Blur, The Clash, The Strokes, Dinosaur Jr., Joy Division, Beastie Boys, Nirvana, The B-52s, Arctic Monkeys, The Undertones, Devo, The Beatles, The Killers, Daft Punk, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, The Dear Hunter, Michael Franti, Jason Mraz, Cage The Elephant, The Heavy, Avicii, Swedish House Mafia, Justice, MGMT, Miike Snow, The Velvet Underground, The Pistolas, Greenskeepers, RJD2, Arcade Fire, The Rolling Stones, The Plain White T's, "Peter, Bjorn & John", Rise Against, Anti-Flag, Foster The People, Spoon, Grizzly Bears, Young The Giant, The Strokes, Paper Tongues, Modest Mouse, Mumford & Sons, Alkaline Trio, AFI, The Killers, The Joy Formidable, Silversun Pickups, Cloud Cult, Jonsi, Sigur Ros, The Foals, City and Colour, Metronomy, Coldplay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Black Keys, The Chordettes, The Raveonettess, ARMY NAVY, submarine, Elliot Smith, Al Green, The Waterboys, L’Orchestra Cinematique, Melani Mestre, Lana del Rey, Lorde, Supergrass, The Wolfe Tones, Gerry Rafferty, The Dandy Warhols, Fleetwood Mac, Mike Reno, Joe Constantino, Duck Sauce, Walk the Moon, Janelle Monae, Flight Facilities, Yellowcard, Unkle, Boys Like Girls, Teddy Geiger, Miles Davis, Martin Garrix, The London Suede, James Blake, J. Cole, ADULT., Paramore, CHARLI XCX, Deafheaven, Wampire, HAIM, MS MR, Fall Out Boy, The Knife, CHVRCHES, The Weeknd, Empire of the Sun, Quadron, The Colourist, Smallpools, Broken Bells, Arcade Fire, Fitz & The Tantrums, Bastille, Phantogram, Neon Trees, The Chain Gang, Cherub, American Authority, Wild Cub, The 1975, New PoloticsProblem, Skylar Grey The Wombats, Tame Impala, Magic Man, Bad Suns, Manchester Orchestra, Capital Cities, U2, Of Monsters and Men, New Politics, and MANY MANY MORE!

I like clothes and stuff from Neiman Marcus, Express, Super Dry, Forever 21, H&M, Aldo's, Hugo Boss, 7 for All Man Kind, Luis Morais, Piperline, Mark McNairy, Paul Smith, Bonobos, Banana Republic, Eton, Lands End, Bespoken, Number Lab, Levi's Made and Crafted, Cole Haan, Z Zegna, Breitlang, The Knottery, Robert Redd, Zero Halliburton, Chaps, Calvin Klein, Denim & Leathers Andrew Marc, Guess, Aether Apparel, I.N.C. International Concepts, Joseph Brooks, J. Hi burn, AJX Armani Exchange, Ted Baker, Nautica, J. Crew, Saks Fifth Avenue, Michael Kors, Bosé, Victorinox, Fossil, Joseph Abboud, Salvatore Ferragamo, Born, N.Y. Based, Coach, Boss, Montblanc, Givenchy, Jacob Holston, J. Brand, Bally, Zak, Tommy Hilfiger, Faherty, Woolrich John Rich & Bros., Pura Vida, Jack Black (company), Toms, Bushnell, Todd Snyder, Tumi, Michael Bastion, Prada, John Varvatos, Bremont, Frederique Constant, Gap, Gary Simmons, Jordan Brand, Lacoste, Louis Vuitton, Mophie, Rimowa, Saturdays NYC, and Trakdot are places I like clothes and cologne from.

I like doing parkour, skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, I LOVE cooking,para-sailing, poker & blackjack, running, excersizing, sky-diving, I take juijitsu, tae kwon do, krav maga, MMA, and wrestling. I like to draw and I play guitar and piano.
So I could kick your butt and make a musical at the same time.
I speak four languages; English, French, Russian, and Latin.
Anything else...? Just ask.


Life defines in metabolism, in reproduction,  we make our miniature selves, our look alikes. In the power of adaptation, like what is in now, what is fashionable, how I blend with all of you, how I mimic you, how I become a clone to you.
Life is being nice, this is my life, a short and a merry one. This, my life, is the middle of my own life. To life, a life, in the hope of discovering the meaning of my life, my speech, my poetry. Come to life with me to the life, for the life of one like me. Not taking this life in my own hands, never. Dream to life a life full of dreams. This liveliness, this sparkle this effervescence of life, this bubbling life like wine, this sprightliness like soft drinks like energy drinks. This verve, this vigor, this vivacity of life to live as big as life.


I'm not good with words.
Which is kind of ironic since I'm a writer. But I'm not, it’s pure and simple. I never think my writing adequately expresses the words I wish to say. Nor the words coming out of my mouth. But I continue to write, acting like I actually have a clue what it's about. But, it never seems correct. I'm almost there, but it's never quite right. It’s unnerving, really, not knowing how to take all the jumble thoughts in my head and turn them into coherent sentences. To make it worse, writing, these days, doesn’t seem to be for sake of writing anymore. It just seems to be for the sake of fame. It's a contest.
Who can take the prettiest words, put them in the prettiest way and wrap it all in a bow? It’s lost its meaning. It all just seems shallow and meaningless. Which saddens me. When did writing become a competition? When did we lose sight of the true meaning of writing? Never mind. Even as I'm typing this, none of it makes sense.
And I'm sorry for that, for you see, I'm not good with words.
NMy other account is "ImMyOwnMuse" feel free to check out some of my quotes, I love to know if they help anyone so, yeah(:
I'm here to help anyone with any questions they have, especially girls with questions about guys, and how we think.
I'll try my VERY best to help you out, thoroughly, and leave no question unanswered.
I really recommend asking Tommy some questions too! He's a really cool guy, and he is who inspired me to do this, so yeah:D
Have a wonderful and fantastic day my beauties! Cheers.
 
  1. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    March 25, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    I'M BACK.

  2. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:51am UTC
    I'm back. :D

  3. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Done with Witty.

  4. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Well, hello there.
    I just thought I should say hello.
    Now, good'ay and good bye.

  5. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    December 27, 2012 10:54am UTC
    I don't want to see him hurt when he finally finds out but I also don't want to tell him because he might not believe me and it could ruin whatever we have now. What do you think I should do about the whole thing?
    Well, there's only one thing you should really do...
    Tell him, and when you do, tell him that one of her friends told you, like you just said to me.
    If she really doesn't like him, she should've just broken everything off, but she won't, so you'll have to tell him, so he can do it.
    If you really care about him, the way I think you do, then you'll do what's best. Tell him that you're just trying to look out for him too, it'll show him that you care enough not to just sit and watch him get hurt.
    Sincerely,
    Christopher
    *stay beautiful*

  6. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    November 24, 2012 9:33am UTC
    Well, in relevance to the ratio of questions I'm asked, and the amount of times I log in --I don't get many questions, not anymore-- so; therefore, I'll probably only go on this account once, or twice every week.

  7. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    November 7, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Hello everyone, I probably won't be going on this account that often anymore, not many people ask me advice anymore, so I'll stick mainly with "ImMyOwnMuse" now.

  8. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    November 4, 2012 7:04am UTC
    I'm posting this on THIS profile because , well in a long story, a lot of people I personally know, know my other account's name.
    So, yesterday night I was told that a lot of girls at my school like me, which I don't believe.
    I don't believe it because well, I've been told too many times that I'm ugly, or a "piece of sh/t", and even that I "shouldn't have been born." And these remarks were all made by my family. So if my family can't seem to like me, why would other people?
    I dunno, I just wanted to get that out:P

  9. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 26, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I like a guy hats super desperate, so when I try to flirt..he
    Flirts back but he also flirts with every other girl... How do I show him that he doesn't need to be desperate because there is people out there that like him...?
    Usually when people feel desperate it's because of issues at home; abusive parents or siblings for instance.
    You can't really make him stop feeling that way...
    (This is after years of psycology and neurocompatibility classes that I know this to be fact.)
    Just make sure he knows you're there for him, it'll comfort him and take his mind off of whatever is causing the feeling of being desperate.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  10. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    A guy told me he liked me and i told him i liked him too. But then he never said anything else on the subject. But I was seeing him the next day because I had to spend the day at his school, so I figured he was waiting to ask me out in person. But then when he was on his way to meet me after school his friend texted me saying to tell him that he'll be like 5 minutes late and to wait for him before smoking. I don't mind when he smokes but he promised me he would always tell me when he does it. He told me he would try to quit for me. Then I was mad that he didn't tell me and I told him to forget it and just go smoke. He didn't even try he just said okay and left. So we got into I fight about that. But then we started talking again two days later and we were just fine, but he wasn't flirting as much. Then 2 days later he starts venting to me about the girl, Sarah, he likes and that she likes him too, but they live too far. What the hell is with this kid? What should I do? Me and him are still friends.
    Sounds to me like he's simply just a player, and understand that I use this word very rarely.
    Two days after you both say you like eachother then he talks to you about the new girl he likes...? That's kind of just a big "f*ck you"...
    So, to be honest my advice to you, try to find a new guy that you like, a new "muse" so to say. Hahah, see what I did there? (My other account is "ImMyOwnMuse" and I was just, hahah nevermind.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  11. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    "How can I start trusting him more?"
    Well, try to find a way to not look at all guys like jerks, hahah; we aren't too appreciative of it.
    You should tell him something along the lines of "If I say I don't trust you, please don't say that you could easily find someone who does trust you, because it bothers me."
    Try saying something like that, because that's an obvious issue, and he shouldn't be saying that to you.
    Next, you should make sure that he understands WHY you don't naturally trust guys, that'll help!
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *staybeautiful*

  12. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 7, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    "What should I do? Should I try and talk to him, or just keep glaring (which I will happily do), or smile and wave?"
    You should try talking to him, it might make him feel more comfortable around you.
    So try that!:D
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  13. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 1, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    "okay so my boyfriend always says how he's in love with me and how he doesn't care what people think and that he knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. I was just wondering if it's normal for guys to think this way about their girlfriends or not :)"
    OF COURSE! That's the way I am with Rachel<3
    That shows that he really, really loves you! I don't know any guy that hasn't told me he felt that way about one specific girl. Trust me, it's very normal! One thing though, DO NOT tell him that you feel the same way about spending your life with him if you really don't, because if something happens between the two of you, and you said that to him, he'll emotionally die...
    I can guarantee you one thing though, he will NEVER be the one that breaks up with you, which is good, if you love him.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  14. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    October 1, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    "How do I go to tell him that I don't want to get back together with him after I basically lead him on?"
    Don't worry it's not confusing at all, I proofread SOOO many people's writing all the time, I'm use to it by now, reading unproperly worded senteces I mean.
    Tell him --straight out-- that you don't want that with him, he should understand, and if he can't accept that, then you probably shouldn't be friends with him.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  15. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    September 30, 2012 3:24am UTC
    "If my guy friend found my witty, and hasn't spoken a word to me since,what does that mean?We were really great friends, and now he just...ignores me. It really, really hurts."
    He may think that he doesn't know you as well as he should, since you were such good friends.
    He may have felt like you didn't trust him and have felt like he deserved your trust.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  16. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    September 29, 2012 7:49am UTC
    "so my question is does it really mean something or is it jut another things girls think means something?" (pausing video games for a girl)
    Girls just think it means something...
    It doesn't really mean anything, ask ANY guy, and he'll tell you that he could care less about playing video games. So almost every guy will pause a game for you.
    The idea of this came from the game CoD (Call of Duty) because guys would get so mad about being killed that they go on a rampage on the game and won't get off.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  17. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    September 27, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    "How can I approach and talk to him witout making a fool out of myself? How can I tell if he likes me back?"
    Well, just talking to him about how the swim team is going is a start. Ask how he's going and stuff.
    EVEN IF you think you're making a fool out of yourself he'll think it's cute, that's how we are, haha.
    Well, if he's really smiley and bubbly when you're talking to him or near him then he probably likes you too. Ask one of his friends who he likes, or better yet, ask him yourself, if he says something along the lines of "Not saying (smiling)" "No-one (smiling)" Well, if he just refuses to tell you, but he smiles, then it's probably you.
    Good luck!
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

  18. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
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    September 27, 2012 6:58am UTC
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  19. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    So, how's it going every body?

  20. ask_a_dude ask_a_dude
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    "How do you know if you've been friend zoned?"
    If you tell your friend that you like them, and they don't like you back.
    That's being friendzoned.
    Sincerely,
    ~Christopher~
    *stay beautiful*

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