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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment;;
    When food falls into your bra.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    ;
    On April 16th,
    anyone who struggles with self harm,
    is suicidal,
    is depressed,
    has anxiety,
    is unhappy,
    going through a broken heart,
    lost a loved one,
    etc.
    draw a semicolon on your wrist
    A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to...
    The author is you and the sentence is your life.

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Anorexia isn't about being fat,
    Anorexia is about HAVING fat.

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Is it possible to be dead while you're still physically living?
    Because that's how I have been feeling lately

  6. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:26am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    What's That ?You heard
    a bunch of bad stories about me from someone who hates me? that sh.t must be true !

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    & when i first met you,
    i never would have imagined that
    i would have such strong feelings
    for you. i never you have thought
    that i would have d.r.e.a.m.s about
    you or m i s s being by your side or
    get b u t t e r f l i e s in my s t o m a c h
    when someone m e n t i o n s your
    name................when i first met you
    i never would have thought that
    i would love you.

  8. your mom's chest hair* your mom's chest hair*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    At age 5 she wants to be a ballerina ,
    At age 8 she wants to be an astronaut ,
    At age 10 she wants to be a teacher,
    At age 13 she wants to be a doctor,
    At age 16 she wants to be dead.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Here's to the jocks,
    with their high self-esteem
    because you're so good at everything.
    you cheat, you lie, you break all the rules,
    "Aren't I awesome?" you look like a tool.
    So go throw that ball, go swing that bat
    Everyone loves you, but I'm smarter than that.
    Cause one day it'll stop, one day you'll see,
    that number on your jersey
    means nothing to me.

  10. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    *Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
    friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
    me: What.
    friend: I pray to Santa.
    me: What? Why?
    friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
    *Couple minutes later it lightnings*
    friend: Thanks Santa.
    Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "You're so hot,"
    I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you open up a present and you absolutely hate it.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
    me: it's pronounced "extra fries"

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
    Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
    Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Don't you do all those things?:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  16. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:23am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Everyone wants happiness no-one wants pain; you can’t have a rainbow without little rain
    -----------♥-----------

  17. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Its not that I don't trust you
    Or care about you
    But once you've always been just an option
    And have the people who you cared about walk out of
    your life
    The trust starts to fade away.
    The people who said they'd listen to your feelings
    Just abused them
    And the ones you expected to listen when nobody was by your side
    Turned against you as if you were shunned.
    You feel as if you're meant to heal others wounds
    Yet you can't heal your own.
    Not because you don't want to,
    But because you're to foolish to care about yourself,
    Since you devote yourself to the
    ones who don't deserve your time.

  18. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    You never know how strong you are
    until being strong is your only option.

  19. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    I ' m s o a d d i c t e d t o
    a l l t h e t h i n g s y o u d o .

  20. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 6:50am UTC
    Stay, no matter
    how hard it is to be
    with me, just stay
    I need you.

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