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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 3:00pm UTC

call me old fashioned but i think that
shorts should be longer than your v.agina

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:02pm UTC

sorry i can't go to school tomorrow.
i fractured my motivation.

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awesome moment
when someone has already typed in the exact questions for your homeowrk on YahooAnswers.

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jimmy365
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April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
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February 14, 2013 2:08pm UTC

even when i have absolutely nothing to do
i still don't do my homework

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lovecrazy
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February 14, 2013 4:01pm UTC

I belong with you,
you beong with me,
you're my sweetheart.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC

it is seriously messed up how
planes can fly without flapping their wings.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 11:55pm UTC

can't sleep at night
can't get up in the morning
Can't win.

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peacegirl270
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January 30, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know me. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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hottywithabody
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January 30, 2013 8:46pm UTC

People: "You're so quiet, you never talk."
Me: "Oh I talk, just not to you."

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misssweetassugar
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January 30, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Lazy Rule: Why make your bed when your going to get back in it

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Emmi89
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January 30, 2013 3:06pm UTC

I hate those days
When everything goes from bad to worse

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swaggin_destiny
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January 29, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Turn around, we're floating so high <3

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liza_loser
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January 29, 2013 2:04pm UTC

LIFE PROBLEMS 6#
Eating chips, can't hear TV.
:(

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wittygirl1
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January 29, 2013 3:26pm UTC

When you're talking and realize no one's listening so you just drift off like you never said a word..

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clearlytruthful
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January 29, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive...
...the next morning I woke up in a box

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clearlytruthful
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January 29, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Friend: dude she just called you fat
me: HE// NO! hold my cake.

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RainbowUnicorns33
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January 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

I hate how I get in trouble for the littlest things. Always me, no one else. I have 2 other siblings ya know. It's not just me. Geez.

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