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liza_loser

1. liza_loser
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   February 15, 2013 1:24pm UTC
   Friend: Let's go to a party
   me: I can't im ugly
   
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2. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   The two most important days in your life are
   the day you are Born
   and the day you find out Why
   - Mark Twain
   
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3. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 2:42pm UTC
   I compare myself to every other girl i see.
   
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4. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   Everyone has a different fight, a different wound that keeps them bleeding.
   
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5. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 2:37pm UTC
   Sorry mom, i can't go outside im ugly
   
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6. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 2:04pm UTC
   LIFE PROBLEMS 6#
   Eating chips, can't hear TV.
   :(
   
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7. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 1:58pm UTC
   LIFE PROBLEMS 5#
   The Channel i switch to during commercials
   is also showing commercials.
   :(
   
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8. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 1:53pm UTC
   LIFE PROBLEMS 4#
   I want to wear my headphones while i fall asleep,
   But i like sleeping on my side
   :(
   
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9. liza_loser
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   January 29, 2013 1:51pm UTC
   LIFE PROBLEMS 3#
   One Pillow is too low, two Pillows is too high. asdfghjkl
   :(
   
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10. liza_loser
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    January 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    LIFE PROBLEMS 2#
    Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it's worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in untill morning.
    :(
    
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11. liza_loser
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    January 29, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    LIFE PROBLEMS 1#
    I want to study, But there's a computer in my room.
    :(
    
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12. liza_loser
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    January 29, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    If you love someone don't put their name in a heart, But put it in a circle, a heart can be broken, but a circle goes forever.
    
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13. liza_loser
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    January 29, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Life is about making decisions and never looking back.
    
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14. liza_loser
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    January 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Not Being able to pull of a prank because you're laughing like an idiot the whole time.
    
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15. liza_loser
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    January 18, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    i wish i was beautiful .
    
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16. liza_loser
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    January 17, 2013 11:29am UTC
    God Never makes a Mistake, and never will.
    So dont say god is wrong for Creating you.
    
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