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Yankeelover2
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Yoga pants,
are a push-up bra
For your butt. ♥

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XxAveriaxX
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

i wonder what it's like
to be one of the pretty girls that every guy likes....

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volleyballgirlxxx
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 4:35pm UTC

when a teen on TV is home alone:
*has a house party with 94885748375 people*
when im home alone:
*parades around the house in pajamas singing at the top of my lungs*

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BravoSierra
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April 3, 2012 3:15pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Always be positive!
Me: *falls down the stairs* Wow! I got down those stairs fast!

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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
My Dad You have me!:D
29 minutes ago · Like

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate when I'm eating cereal
And the last five pieces are like "Catch me if you can."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I never stopped loving you,
I just stopped showing it.
format by jimmy365

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC

The phrase, " Don't be afraid' is in the Bible 365 times.
That's a daily reminder from God to live, every day,
fearless.♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Apologizing to your pets when
you accidentally hit them.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 8:03pm UTC

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on displaY.
Like a museum.
format by jimmy365

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Don't you wonder how many
people notice you?
but you don't notice them...
because you are too busy noticing someone
that will never notice you ?

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Did you ever think that maybe..
he doesn't text you first because he's scared he's annoying you?
he doesn't talk to you in the halls because he's too nervous?
he doesn't ask you to chill because he's worried you'll think he's boring?
he doesn't call you because he thinks he's not good enough for you?
he doesn't tell you he likes you because he doesn't think you like him back?
he doesn't ask you out because he's scared of rejection?
Did you ever thinkthat maybe..
guys feel like this too?

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Gemmaa999
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Every girl has five personalities;
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 12:37am UTC

Research has proven,
that if you're scared of spiders, you're more likley to find them in your bedroom.
I'm scared of hot guys with abs and flippy hair..
;)

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

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jcorocks462
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC

How I see two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2
How my hair-dresser sees two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You walk past girls at school thinking
"Why aren't I that beautiful?"
You walk past good looking guys thinking
"Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
You walk past a cute couple thinking
"I am not perfect enough to be in a relationship"
You walk past a rich house thinking
"Why can't I live in that house?"
You walk past a mirror thinking
"Why did I have to be me?"

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