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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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neverlandfugitive
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Teacher: This is not something
that you can finish the night before.
Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
neverlandfugitive™

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xoxalyssa459
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC

*parents are sleeping*
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
*I'm sleeping*
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

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biamontet1
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC

If students secretly think teachers are hot
I wonder,
if teachers secertly think students are hot?
♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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angelieslee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
[♥]

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Love_To_Laugh123
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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MemoIsShy
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:17am UTC

Boy's confession #1
we hate it when girls show their
"everything" when there's nothing.

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SunShinex33
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC

the other day and I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said
'never trust a creature that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...'
..took me a while to get it. :p

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k0kiri
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC

2 ∞ & ↑

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lululala
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No seriously! Will you ask?!"
"Fine! Excuse me...................
My friend would like to ask you something."
This happened to any of you before?!

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BlazingDawn
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Seei ng a quote
& thinking:
"oh my gawd thats my LIfe"
format by sandrasaurus

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ijustwannabewithyou
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 8:13pm UTC

the freshman girl, oh so shy,
sits and watches the sophmore guy ;
the sophmore guy, with his head in a whirl,
sits and watches the junior girl ;
the junior girl, in her red sedan,
sits and watches the senior man..
but the senior man, all hot and wild,
secretly loves the freshman child <3

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:49am UTC

mey parent's logic:
-eating food-
parents: Y U SO FAT?
-tries to eat less-
parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
-goes out-
parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
-stays home all day-
parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
-dresses nice-
parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
-dresses comfortable-
parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!
lol, tumblr.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 6:34am UTC

"Being single doesn't make you weak
it means that you're strong enough
to wait for what you deserve"
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC

I mustache you a question.
Can't you shave it for later?
No, but I'll make it furry quick.
Well, come hair and tell me.
...we're never speaking about this again.
An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

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Just_3_Things
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC

That annoying moment when,
you know a band wayyyy before everyone else, then they have one popular song and BAM everones obsessed with them.
♡
nmf

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