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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
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March 30, 2013 1:31pm UTC

I become jealous so easily,
and it sucks when people use it against me. It really sucks.

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ChocoTaco
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March 30, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Family: *Leaves house*
Me: *Puts up music really loud*
Me: *Sing on top of my lungs*
Me: *Realizes family never actually left*

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bye*
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March 30, 2013 12:52pm UTC

i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between

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Hale_Storm18
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March 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No
Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t

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ChocoTaco
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March 30, 2013 2:30pm UTC

5 words every Wittian never wants to hear:
You go to my school.

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bye*
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March 30, 2013 12:30pm UTC

when you bite ice cream and your teeth feel like death

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BravoSierra
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March 30, 2013 12:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Go home, winter.
You're drunk.

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BravoSierra
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March 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC

me: i have to tell you something really funny
me: *starts laughing*
me: *takes a deep breath*
me: okay, so there was...
me: *starts laughing*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WeAreTheBoys
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March 31, 2013 11:32am UTC

"Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true" - William Shakespeare

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finding_nemo
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December 29, 2012 6:48pm UTC

*my brother's friend telling us what he got for christmas*
him: So I'm at my grandparent's and we're all sitting around opening presents.
him: I open mine from my mom.
him: She gave me hair jel
brother: But you have a shaved head
him: I know. So I tell my mom what am I suppose to use this on? My pubes?
me: You said this in front of your entire family?
him: Yeah.
This kid really has no filter.

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GavinWhitley
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December 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I'm a boy, okay?
I don't want any 'special treatment' because of that.
I see all these quotes saying, "All boys on witty are fake."
Well, no they're not. I'm not a fake boy. You can go ahead and believe me if you want to. That's your call, not mine.
I can't make you believe me and I can't make you not believe me.
I'm new here, yes, but that's because my sister dared me to make an account.
She said it was a mostly all girls website and dared me to make an account. So I did.
I didn't think I would like it, but it seems pretty cool on here. I like the people I'm talking to and I like making quotes.
Don't follow me just because I'm a boy.
Follow me because you like my quotes.
I'd rather have no followers and good quotes
than have 3333,453498572034875 followers just because I'm a boy.
I want my followers to actually like me.
I want to work hard for my followers.
I don't want them because I'm a boy.
So what?
So, stop saying every boy on witty is fake, because they're not.
You have no proof of that unless the come out and say that.
You're making a guess and causing issues that don't need to be there.
So, if you don't have anything nice to say to someone, don't say anything at all.
I believe that is from kindergarten, maybe sooner.
Thank you for reading this rant.
- Gavin Whitley

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KT_143
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December 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Hemsworth Family Reunions
Liam: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Liam: How's your multi-million dollar franchise doing?
Chris: Oh it's great, how about yours?
Liam: It's good. Hey wanna go swim in our pool of money?
Chris: Sure.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 2:25pm UTC

I honesty think
t h a t t h e e l d e r l y p e o p l e a r e a d o r a b l e,
& every time I see old couples holding hands,
I can only hope that one day that will be me.

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC

"I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."

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† *
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December 26, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I know this is kinda weird to say but,
I've ALWAYS wanted a gay bestfriend.

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Gives_MeHope
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December 26, 2012 2:01pm UTC

About a year ago, my dog started to go blind.
When my cat realized this, she began helping him find his way by rubbing against his legs, running ahead of him, and meowing loudly so he could follow the sound of her voice.
The love pets have not just for people but for each other Give Me Hope.

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lollipopx3
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December 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC

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