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  1. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    Buh bye, this is the last time I will be on this account, and well acutally I'm leaving forever, I cant go back on lilpoop, so maybe I might make a new account! I will put the account name on my comments! If I do make one!

  2. I'mNotOkay* I'mNotOkay*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    We kill flowers cuz we think they are pretty. We kill ourselves cuz we think we're not.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    me: omg now I get it!
    friend: u get what?
    me: you know, when things heat, they expand
    friend: and?
    me: I'm not fat, I'm hot

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    if you genuinely have a crush on me and you don't tell me
    you're making a mistale because i'll probably develop a crush on you in 0.2 seconds

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    1 universe,9 planets,7 seas,7 continents,809 islands,204 countries
    and i had the unfortune luck of meeting you.

  6. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
    the time you're 20
    Me: What

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dating me:
    1. You can literally kiss me whenever you want...there will never be a time,i'm not down for that cons of dating me.
    2.i have no idea how to kiss, so it's probably gonna be really lame for you i'm sorry.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I used to think retired and retarded meant the same thing and i got send to the principal's office because i asked if i could bring in my retarded grandpa for show and tell because he's got nothing better to do and all he does is lay around the house

  9. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:50am UTC
    I'm not perfect
    Darling
    ||| I'm actually terrifying. |||

  10. lost_in_the_music lost_in_the_music
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:18am UTC
    sometimes when I'm reading a book I get really attached to the characters to the point where i forget they arent real

  11. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:19am UTC
    i think its so fake how some trousers have pockets sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not

  12. LottyMbian LottyMbian
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:22am UTC
    WHY do we need school?
    Music: we have youtube for that
    Sport: there’s a wii
    Spanish: there’s dora
    English: everythings shortened anyway! ( LOL,BRB,IDK)
    Math: that’s why we have calculators
    Geography: I’ll buy a globe
    History: they’re all dead anyway

  13. LottyMbian LottyMbian
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:42am UTC
    They see me scrollin'

  14. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:18am UTC
    Fact: The human brains make you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you are.
    Me: Well F.uck

  15. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
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    For all you book worms.

  16. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    "To reach a port we must sail, sometimes with the wind,
    and sometimes against it.
    But we must not drift
    or lie at anchor."
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 8:59am UTC
    ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND BOYS WHO CAN HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!!! I WILL GIVE YOU SHOUTOUTS IN ANY OF MY QUOTES IN RETURN OF ADVICE!!! HERE IS MY PROBLEM:
    My ex boyfriend asked me out yesterday cuz he thinks I am not dating my boyfriend but I STILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! I went out with my ex 4 times and he asked me out!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:07am UTC
    Mom: Get up.
    Me: (sleeping)
    me:( still asleep)
    Me: Why should I??? (sleepy voice)
    Mom:I said so.
    Me:(stil asleep)
    Me:(still asleep)
    Mom: Christian's here and he is waiting for you downstairs.
    Me: ( runs out of bed runs down the stairs and runs into a wall gets up from the floor, runs to the living room to find that Christian is not there.)
    Me: She just wanted me out of bed at 7... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This was my morning today. Got me up a 7 just for this. He wasn't there. I hate my mom now.

  20. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:18am UTC
    Mad Math Teacher: I can't teach in One Direction.
    Me: You said it!!!! You said One Direction!!!
    Teacher: What's wrong with me saying One Direction??
    Me: (pulls out iPod Touch) This is why. (shows him a picture of One Direction)
    Teacher: Alright. I will stop saying One Direction.
    Teacher: But One Way Or Another y-
    Me: One Way Or Another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya.
    Teacher: why do I even bother??? Why???

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