Mad Math Teacher: I can't teach in One Direction.
Me: You said it!!!! You said One Direction!!! 
Teacher: What's wrong with me saying One Direction??
Me: (pulls out iPod Touch) This is why. (shows him a picture of One Direction) 
Teacher: Alright. I will stop saying One Direction. 
Teacher: But One Way Or Another y-
Me: One Way Or Another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya. 
Teacher: why do I even bother??? Why???