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xxxtheicekillerxxx
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August 25, 2012 10:44pm UTC

alliebabiiee's format
Stalker Pick-Up Line #10
Hey, baby. Did it hurt when you fell out of your bed August 24 at 11:47 PM in your room which I call heaven?
(This one isn't mine, but it f.cking cracked me the kitten up. Also, 40 faves until the next one!)

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_brotips
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August 25, 2012 1:25pm UTC

brotips #1148
start an actual conversation
with her. all of that "sup?
nothing much, you?"
bullshit won't get you
anywhere.
brotips.com

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x_damaged_x
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August 25, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Save a bed & sleep in
my arms instead♥♥

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zubair
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August 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Singing a Song you don't know?
~
Don't Worry.
that 15 second part you DO know is coming up and....
you're gonna OWN that Sh*t.
~facebook

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
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August 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

omegle Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: I have a question
Stranger: ok
You: If someone comes up behind you and starts to lick your elbow, how would you react?
You: You've never met this person before.
Stranger: i would slap them
You: Okay. What if it was your grandma?
You: And she only speaks Portuguese?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Okay
You: Well I was just wondering
You: Cuz I was walking down the street
You: And this guy with a mustache proposed to me
You: And I was all, "Woah, this is happening so fast"
You: Yanno?
Stranger: yeah?
You: Yeah so we've been married for 5 years now
You: I'm like what, 12?
Stranger: What the hel?
You: So that was when I was 17 or something
You: Yeah we got a cat
You: We named him Larry
You: Larry is a nice cat
Stranger: thats messed up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
yes this is mine, I did do this to someone. Please don't take :)
Btw I don't have a cat named Larry. Sadly.

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kiwi*
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August 25, 2012 4:12pm UTC

nmf/nmq
Don't forget; You are what you eat.
I need to eat a skinny person.

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BeccaBunneh
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August 25, 2012 11:11am UTC

Am I the only one
who has no idea who the 'Janoskians' are?

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italiangirl3
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August 22, 2012 10:55am UTC

"Zerrie is fake" they said
"Stop getting tattoos" they said
" Don't dye your hair" they said
"COME BACK ZAYN" THEY SAID
~twitter~
format credit to OneDirection

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tearsandsmiles
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July 6, 2011 1:56pm UTC

Last ♥ Night,
I asked my mum to stop smoking. She told me she'd stop when she wants to. I told her about witty and how it works, and I asked her if I got 100 favorites would she stop smoking? She said no. I asked her how many fav's it would take and she said 500. I told her I would never get 500 fav's and that It wasn't fair, she told me to give it a go. So here I am, I don't expect to get 500 fav's but its worth a try, and it would mean soooooo much to me if you took 5 seconds to click the heart - If you do, I love you so much. ♥

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xocarlyyxox
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March 18, 2011 1:02pm UTC

That Moment of Fame
when your name is in a math problem.
♥

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xoalicecullenxo
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November 7, 2010 7:18pm UTC

I Was On Witty
when I came across the page of a quiet girl that I recognized from school.
I was shocked to see that her quotes were all heartbroken; she was so in love
with this guy. her quotes had so much emotion put into them. she put in how
she cries herself to sleep every night, how she's invisible to him, and then I saw
one from the day my boyfriend and I started dating, and I saw that it said.......
"today he asked her out, fml x/3"
i realized... the girl she's so heartbroken over is the guy that I'm dating.
so I texted him, and I dumped him. not hard, but I just simply dumped the guy.
the following day, I was in the hallways, a few feet away from the girl's locker &
my ex- boyfriend came up to me and said "what was that about last night?"
I smiled, pointed to the girl, and said to him, "see that girl over there? yeah...
she loves you more than I ever will."

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RawrAndStuff
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you try to casually run your fingers through your hair, but your fingers get stuck
not my format

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cx3
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October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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fatassmuffin
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October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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BlueEyedCutie
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January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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