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You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: I have a question
Stranger: ok
You: If someone comes up behind you and starts to lick your elbow, how would you react?
You: You've never met this person before.
Stranger: i would slap them
You: Okay. What if it was your grandma?
You: And she only speaks Portuguese?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Okay
You: Well I was just wondering
You: Cuz I was walking down the street
You: And this guy with a mustache proposed to me
You: And I was all, "Woah, this is happening so fast"
You: Yanno?
Stranger: yeah?
You: Yeah so we've been married for 5 years now
You: I'm like what, 12?
Stranger: What the hel?
You: So that was when I was 17 or something
You: Yeah we got a cat
You: We named him Larry
You: Larry is a nice cat
Stranger: thats messed up

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yes this is mine, I did do this to someone. Please don't take :)
Btw I don't have a cat named Larry. Sadly.

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221 faves · 5 comments · Aug 25, 2012 3:43pm

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle

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ChikinNewdleMallerzz · 1 decade ago
Trolling on Omegle is just the best thing ever. xD
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GiveLove · 1 decade ago
"Btw I don't have a cat named Larry." That's totally the part that concerned me... o.O

Just kidding bro, that was funny as heck XD Good job.
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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder · 1 decade ago
This made me laugh
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
HAHA
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mars* · 1 decade ago
Thank you, for making my day!
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