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mareadia914
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
All because of one man:
Steve Jobs. Even those of you
who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
Lets fave this one for him ♥

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kkaitlynx0
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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lovemexo13
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Hey Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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gabby1296
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jake_from_State_Farm
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC

I'm wearing
khakis..

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lovelydarling
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
nmf/nmq

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Jake_from_State_Farm started following you
can we just take a moment to realize
how AWESOME this is?
♥
(format credit to OneDirection)

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hailstorm37
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August 17, 2012 1:12pm UTC

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annalove26
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:29am UTC

*Covergirl commercial comes on*
Me: WHY ARE THOSE MODELS SO GORGEOUS?
Me:.... I wish I was gorgeous.
Me:......
Me:....
Me: Maybe Covergirl's makeup will help.
Me:....
Me: Lol... who am I kidding.
Me: Plastic sugery can't even help my face...
Me: *Sees my cat*
Me: COME HERE MY ADORABLE KITTEN!
Cat:
Me: Come here!
Cat:
Me: ....COME HERE YOU STUPID CAT!
Cat: *walks away*
Me: I can't even get a cat to like me.
Me: ...
Me: Official forever alone.
Me:....
Me: Maybe I should be the first ever dog lady.
Me: I could live alone with my 73 dogs.
Me: Nah. I'm to lazy for dogs..
Me: ....
Me: maybe I should be parrot lady..
Me: Or duck lady!
Me: Or ROOSTER LADY!
Me:... Nah. to c0cky.
Me: lololololol
Me:.... I crack myself up.
Me: like an egg.
Me: Lololol. I did it again.
Me: Now I want eggs.
Me: Hey mom?! When is dinner ready?!!
Mom: DON'T RUSH ME!
Me: Woah... pms much?!
Mom: You don't know anything about me!! All you goddamnn kids do all day is sit around!! You never help me with anything!!
Me:............Sorry Mom.......
Me: ......Yup....pms...
Me: ........
Me: Not another makeup commercial .
Me: Are you people trying to lower my self esteem?
Me: Lol. What self esteem.
Me: ......I bet roosters have self esteem.
Me:...Maybe they can help me.
Me:... I wonder where they sell roosters
Me: I should look that up.
Me: But how??
Me: ...Lol. Google will know.
*Ten mins later.*
Me: MOM!! I'M DRIVEING TO CALIFORNIA TO BUY A ROOSTER!!!! BE BACK BY TOMMOROW!
Mom:
Mom:...... No. we are driveing into town to see your therapist.
Me:....But mom?!!?? I need to be the first ever rooster lady..
Mom:.....What?
Me: So I can build self esteem with them. Duh.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: I'm worried about your health. We are going to the theripist. Now.
Me: But...
Mom: NOW.

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Temptress
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 8:03am UTC

my funeral will probably just be a load of chairs with laptops on them for all of my internet friends as they watch through their webcams

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Screaming
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Did you know that when
a penguin finds it's mate
they stay together forever?
Will you be my penguin?

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Compulsive_Confessor
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Why villains in Scooby Doo are arrested?
For actually committing a crime
For putting on a costume
and scaring people.
nmf

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kylaz323
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Today,
is National "Ask someone out Day"
Who else likes Ice Cream?
asdf
Format to kylaz323

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