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Hale_Storm18
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August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC

F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:32pm UTC

I crash camel into bridge.
I no care.
I lov it.

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caseythecool
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August 7, 2013 1:11pm UTC

*marries you but only as a friend*

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Cammie
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:11pm UTC

i love how i went from
“lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fûckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shít”

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happiest*
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August 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Me as a 9 year old: i was on the computer for longer than 2 hours today, i better get outside right now! i can't believe i was on for that long!
Me now: aw man i could only go on the computer for 17 hours today because apparently "you need food and sleep to function" so that took a couple hours ughh

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:15pm UTC

b/tch who you callin immature i gave up stardoll 2 hours and 48 minutes ago

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^_^*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:39am UTC

'if you like someone, tell them...
Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night'

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:42am UTC

Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Let's just remember that comment points were intended to be used to thumb down spam. You shouldn't dislike a comment just because you don't agree with what the person is saying.

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 2:15pm UTC

An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs.
She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair.
Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair."
Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas."
Her mum fainted.

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Amenah
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I'm counting on the guys
in my year to do that bam-got-really-attractive-over-summer thing. ♥

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:00pm UTC

TRUE SUCCESS
REQUIRES SACRIFICE

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Advertisement: Send your kids back to school happy!
Me: *bangs face with rock until dead.*

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gab*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC

hello, school?
my computer has a virus so i need to stay home and take care of it for a few days. you know, make it chicken noodle soup and make sure it gets some rest. thank you for understanding

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 7:57pm UTC

How to attract the common white girl:
- Sit in a circle of uggs
- Pour Starbucks all over yourself
-Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud
- Sit and wait

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spence*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

one time in math class
my teacher was really p//ssed at us
and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?
COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey
wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him
and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and
I have never laughed harder and I doubt I will ever will.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Advice to incoming freshman:
You don't even need advice, just know that everyone hates you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC

I have unreasonably high standards.
I'm like a walrus going after a peacock.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:50pm UTC

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SH/T ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???

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