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CharliesTheName
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November 18, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Ways that I start a conversation
1) I'm so tired.

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*silvergirl*
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November 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC

My main comebacks
- I don't care
- your mom
- you're worse then comic sans

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happiest*
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November 18, 2013 2:08pm UTC

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

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happiest*
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November 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind

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happiest*
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November 17, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Please don’t get tired of me.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

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Pixie_Chick_200*
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April 17, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Friend: I'm Gay.
Me: Me 2!!!!
Stranger: Dude, your gay too? I mean I don't have anything against it....My cousins gay.
Me: .....Cool((:

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Cammie
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January 27, 2013 1:03pm UTC

99% of boys are hot.
The other 1% go to my school.

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BlackButterflies
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January 27, 2013 2:44pm UTC

i just got my braces tightened.
i hate the world.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Witty
www.wittyprofiles.com
Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
Join Now!
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Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
double quote format by Breeze

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xyouxdidxthisxtoxme
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October 20, 2012 12:38pm UTC

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This is Dana at school. Happy, smiling, and always there for you when you need her.
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This is Dana at night. Sad, hurt, and all alone, with no one there for her.
fav this if your just like Dana.
You're not alone.

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meh*
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January 22, 2013 10:06am UTC

So Last Week..
There was this new girl at my school,
and she was sitting alone and I bad so I went and sat with her.
I wanted to be nice so I told some jokes from Witty. The entire time she just stared at me. Then finally, she leaned over and whispered
"You're a Wittian."
since last week we've been BFFs just like that. ;)

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC

SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
YOU GUYS.
I AM THE GRINCH.
THE GRINCH IS ME.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2012 7:09pm UTC

hey look i found a picture of my love life:

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MissTomlinson
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December 28, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson: If it takes me 15-20 daughters to have one son, I'll do it.
Me: ...
Me: Holy mother of God.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
mine/followforafollow

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Gives_MeHope
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December 26, 2012 5:45pm UTC

All week, kids come trick-or-treating at my campus.
I was dressed as Batgirl, handing out candy, and this little boy dressed as Batman came up.
He yanked on his mom's hand and said, "Mommy, mommy!!! I found her! My wife!!!"
Without any further hesitation, he swooshed his cape and asked me to marry him.

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC

police: FREEEZE!
criminal: EVERYBODY
CLAP YO HANDS!

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC

me after just cleaning my room: wow, i am never letting my room get messy again!
the next day: has anyone seen my bed

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Feuerchen
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December 30, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Rapunzel opens her window: A prince climbs in.
Bella opens her window: Edward climbs in.
I open my window: A mosquito flies in.

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