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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    Love is farting in front of you boyfriend/girlfriend just because you trust them that much

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 9:58am UTC
    The year I try to be single
    Is the year when I'm suddenly surrounded by hot guys
    C'MON

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
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    January 18, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    "Creativity is thegreatest
    rebellion in
    existence"
    ~Lady Gaga

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    I don't wish
    I pray
    My god ins't a genie

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:03am UTC
    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give a man a poisoned fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Are you sure you want to do this?
    Once you remove your girl friend, you can not get her back.

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:53pm UTC
    Make sure that when you fall in love
    someone will be there to catch you

  8. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:49am UTC
    YouOnlyLoveOreos

  9. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:33am UTC
    "do your homework" ah but you see, you didn't say Simon Says

  10. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
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    February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC
    Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    February 19, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    its so annoying when people shame others for wearing makeup and looking good at school like who cares if someone wants to feel good about themselves get over it

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

  13. happiest* happiest*
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    February 19, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    someone somewhere is meeting
    the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

  15. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 7:26pm UTC
    I have a poster of Benedict Cumberbatch in my locker and this guy was like "I know u ain't no Sherlock but you can investigate my reserved areas"

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 10:56pm UTC
    Instead of going to school tomorrow
    I just want to stay home
    Eat cereal
    Have naptime
    Watch Clifford the Big Red Dog. Dragon Tales, & Cailou
    Color in my coloring book
    And play barbies
    Can I just be a kid for a day again?

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    Shattered
    Torn
    Ripped pictures
    Old memories
    Nighttime talks
    Goodbyes

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
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    February 17, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    Somedays I'm the girl
    walking confidently through the halls
    Somedays I'm the girl
    Hiding behind my baggy clothes
    Somedays I'm the girl
    Who talks non stop
    Somedays I'm the girl who says nothing at all
    Somedays I'm the girl who loves
    to eat everything
    Somedays I'm the girl
    who isn't hungry at all
    Somedays I'm the girl
    Who jokes around
    Somedays I'm the girl
    Who is emotionless
    Somedays I'm the girl
    Who loves helping other
    And somedays
    I'm the girl who needs help

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
    When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

  20. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    The human body has 7 trillion nerves and
    some people manage to get on every single f*cking of them

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