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LurkeyLurker
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August 18, 2013 4:43am UTC

How do you act, when she says she loves you, But she refuses to be with you :/

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happiest*
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August 11, 2013 3:51pm UTC

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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kristabff
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August 9, 2013 8:29pm UTC

And to think that there are species
of animals struggling to survive and continue their race, we are telling our own species to kill themselves. Absolutely horrid.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 8:04pm UTC

*RED ALERT*
There has been a major influx of fake guys on Witty stealing images from Tumblr.
Don't fall for their "Ugly girls don't exist so gimme a tour ladies (;"
Do not bypass this warning.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cineast
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August 8, 2013 11:20am UTC

FRESHMAN ORIENTATION
Me: *Standing outside waiting for the ppl in Gym to stop singing and dancing*
Teacher: hey what are you doing out here
Me: waiting
Teacher: um you have to go inside
Me: No
Teacher: Yes, you have to, it's mandatory. You have to participate and be a good sport.
Me: I just want my schedule
Teacher: I can't allow you to get it unless you play along with our fun and interesting games
Teacher: So come on inside sweetie
Me: its fine i'm good out here
Teacher: Yeah okay you have to leave then and get a ride home because the organizer said you either participate or get out
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: whatever bye
In my mind: if you're one of my teachers I am going to make your life a living hell.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:23pm UTC

give me some love?♥Format by Breeze
.

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gab*
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August 8, 2013 2:50pm UTC

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treat others the way you want to be treated?
then I guess a lot of people want to be treated
like crap.

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^_^*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 10:19am UTC

Does anybody else pick leafs off bushes
when walking somewhere on your own..

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happiest*
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August 8, 2013 2:30pm UTC

❒Single
❒Taken
✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.

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happiest*
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August 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 7:57pm UTC

How to attract the common white girl:
- Sit in a circle of uggs
- Pour Starbucks all over yourself
-Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud
- Sit and wait

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ChocoTaco
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August 6, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Advice to incoming freshman:
You don't even need advice, just know that everyone hates you.

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BravoSierra
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August 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC

I have unreasonably high standards.
I'm like a walrus going after a peacock.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:50pm UTC

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SH/T ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:41am UTC

does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?

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happiest*
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August 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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happiest*
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August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC

me with guys i know: omg he's off-limits he's a whole 3 years older than me
me with celebrities: come on, he's only 20 years older than me

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bye*
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August 5, 2013 5:47pm UTC

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

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gab*
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August 5, 2013 7:35pm UTC

there's a chemical in girls' brains
which is released only 3 times in her lifetime;when she has s.e.x, gives birth, and when she breast feeds her child. it's called oxytocin. this chemical emotionally connects her to the other person for the rest of her life. men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having s.e.x, a girl will always have feelings for you, because of the chemical. so if you think s.e.x is a game, remember that you can mentally mess up a girl for the rest of her life. it explains why humans were created to have s.e.x with one person. doing it with multiple people has a strong negative effect on the relationship you plan to have with the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with. keep that in mind next time you decided to "hit it and quit it".

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