Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

*kawaii satan*


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 10:26pm UTC
    *makes typo on Witty*
    *delets quote*
    *delets account*
    *breaks computer*
    *lives in cave scaring all that come near*

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    The nicest people I've ever
    met were covered in
    tattoos and piercings. The
    most judgemental people
    I've met are the ones who
    go to church every Sunday.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    My freshman algebra teacher taught at two Catholic schools before coming to teach at my (public school) and the whole year was basically--
    teacher: i swear to God. I mean gosh. i forgot that this is public school.
    teacher: oh heavens. or whatever you believe. this is public school.
    student: oh my God!
    teaher: don't force your religion on me!

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    I hate all the bullsh/t quotes on here and tumblr and wherever else that say stuff like "Depression makes you see the world the way it really is" and stuff like that because that's about 100000% false. Depression and other mental disorders give you a god damn disordered view of the world. Acting like depression or any other illness gives people some special insight is so toxic and needs to stop immediately.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    i am constantly putting things where they don't belong. like ereal in the fridge or my keys in the launfry or my faith in other people.

  7. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    me: you annoy me
    me:
    me:
    me: go play in traffic

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
    Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    my backpack has been sitting
    in the same corner of my bedroom since i got home for break

  10. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    I will soon forget the color of your eyes,
    and you'll forget mine.

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    ❆ ❄ ❆
    ❆ ❄
    ❄ ❆
    ❅ ❅
    You are all snowflakes
    You're beautiful,
    Unique,
    Brilliant,
    Perfect,
    And amazing.
    You bring smiles to people's faces
    And alot of people love you
    Stay strong, little snowflake
    Soon, the sun will come out
    And you will sparkle.

  12. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    hey idiot, guess what?
    you don't need to drink or stay out late or give up on your studies or smoke or take drugs or be an all-round disappointment to your parents to have fun or be happy. (just thought someone should let you know.)

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 1:36am UTC
    i hate that girls say "i'm not like other girls!!!" as if there is something very wrong with being like other girls
    i hate that a lot of girls still think that se.x is meant to hurt the first time because they think the hymen "pops" when actually it naturally has a hole in it (how do you think tampons work? come on now.) and pain the first time means it was too rough or too fast or you need surgery because the hymen just kind of stretches usually and it should only hurt a little bit or not at all
    i hate that girls use words like sl.ut and who.re to insult other girls when using those words actually insult and shame all females for having bodies and using them
    i hate that i know i am going to get comments on this telling me how wrong i am about all of this (probably to the tune of "i'm not like other girls" or "but girls actually do x and y" )
    i hate that it is socially acceptable to hate yourself but not to love yourself
    i hate that it is okay for guys to take revealing pictures of women without their consent and post them on the internet but we laugh at girls who take selfies even though they are just taking control of how they're seen
    i hate that we shame the girls who send the nu.de photos but not the guys who show them to their friends and send them around
    i hate the attitude people have towards periods in general because god damn we can't help it the only way to stop having periods is to get pregnant
    i think girls need to be a lot nicer to each other.

  15. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Justin Beiber's announcement that he is retiring from music was just a joke. You can't retire from something you never did.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    The Sharpest Lives
    Gerard: So why don't you blow me
    Gerard: *pause*
    Gerard:
    Gerard:
    Gerard:
    Gerard: a kiss before she goes

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Anxiety Attack:
    --Usually extended over a longer period of time
    --Symptoms include: Muscle tension, disturbed sleep, difficult concentrating, fatigue, restless sleep, etc.
    Panic Attack:
    --Usually quick and more intense
    --Sypmtoms include: shaking, chest pain/discomfort, heart papilations, fear of dying/losing control, feeling of choking, etc.
    What to do if someone you know is having a panic attack:
    --Telling the person to "calm down" does not usually help
    --Telling them to "stop overreacting" will make them feel worse.
    --Try to tell them that it will pass and that it will not last forever
    --Reassure them that they are in no danger
    --If they want space, give it to them. Don't make them feel closed in, even if you have good intentions.
    Remember that panic attacks can make a person feel as though they are dying
    Imagine if you suddenly felt like you were about to die, and you genuinely believed it right at that second. You could feel your throat closing and your start sweating and shaking. Your heart begins to race and your stomach begins to twist.
    This is what people feel, so please be respectful.
    Supporting someone while they're having a panic attack is an amazing thing to do. But, be aware that what you say may can cause more harm than good, regardless of your intentions.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 3:24am UTC
    one time I overslept and my mom came into
    my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Hey.
    Guess what.
    My lips.
    Are touching air.
    And so are yours.
    So through the power of diffusion
    They're touching each other.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles