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anchorage*
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February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC

Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
Me:Couldn't find it at first .
Me:But now I'm here.

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

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ChocoTaco
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February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

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happiest*
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February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
Sort of like a chair.
Or maybe a lamp

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伤*
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January 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC

how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

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happiest*
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February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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happiest*
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January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC

It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

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happiest*
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January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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KT_143
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April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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dreamer*
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February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
me:
me: wait I'm 20 years old

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:15pm UTC

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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