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MadAlice

1. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2015 2:15am UTC
   im gay
   
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2. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   If you're ever getting mugged,
   j u s t s c r e a m 'S W I P E R N O S W I P I N G' a n d b y t h e r u l e s o f c r i m e t h e y h a v e t o s t o p.
   tumblr
   
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3. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Just remember, you are:
   cinnasational.
   
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4. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
   Dear Math,
   I am sick and tired of finding your x. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON, DUDE!
   
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5. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   DID YOU KNOW:
   That there is a whole world outside of the computer?
   
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6. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 8:31am UTC
   • • • • • •
   "Why?"
   "Because I said so."
   Good one mom you should be a lawyer
   Format credit - RunawayRachel
   
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7. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   Me: Will you be my Valentine?
   Fictional character:
   Me:
   Fictional character:
   Me:
   Fictional character:
   Me:
   Fictional character:
   Me:
   Fictional character:
   Me: It's okay take your time.
   
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8. MadAlice
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   February 12, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   Person: Hello.
   Me: Do you like the Hunger Games?
   
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9. MadAlice
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 1:01am UTC
   Peeta found bread
   in a loafless place♥
   
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10. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    You know it's cold outiside when you go outside and it's cold.
    
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11. MadAlice
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    January 28, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    When did facebook turn into an obsessive girlfriend?
    
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12. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Someone: The Hunger Games sucks lol Me: Which knife do you want me to kill you with lol
    
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13. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Brb,
    crawling into my hole of emotion.
    
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14. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    i'm sorry i ever existed.
    
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15. MadAlice
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    January 18, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I just can't take it anymore.
    
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16. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Me in the shower:
    "TOO HOT! WAYYYY TOO HOT!"
    *turn knob 0.01 degrees to the right*
    "TOO COLD! WAYYYY TOO COLD!"
    
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17. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Friend: How do I find you on Witty?
    Me: You don't.
    
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18. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:32am UTC
    *YOU'RE
    Seriously get it right.
    nmf
    
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19. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    A shooting star
    is actually someone driving off of Rainbow Road.
    
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20. MadAlice
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Ooommmggg
    Tyypiinngg liikee ddiisss dooeessn't maakee yoouu coooolll.
    
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