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WonderfulLove
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June 24, 2012 12:11pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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March 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC

I can't right all the wrongs in the world - but as Celestia and Luna are my witnesses, I will get as close to that goal as I can.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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February 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC

HAHA YOU FELL!
...Oh crap...you're crying.

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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

If you never jumped from one couch to another
to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Spongebob: Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark!

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Graduation Speech of 2012:
I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

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yourcool
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February 19, 2012 3:54pm UTC

lol = Drowning Man.
*lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.
favorite if you get it.

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soccerloverx03x
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February 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Who else wonders why
phineas and ferb's mom buys grocerys' everyday?

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yourcool
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February 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Volleyball is just a more intense version of
"dont let the balloon touch the floor."

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

It's that feeling you get when
you start thinking that
Nobody wants you
Nobody needs you
Nobody loves you.

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LoveThatWasLost
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February 19, 2012 4:56pm UTC

act like a
lady,
think like a
BOSS.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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February 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC

That annoying moment when
you accidentally destroy your paper while erasing.

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The_Witty_Therapist
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February 17, 2012 10:55am UTC

Don't you hate it when you're desperately trying to open a bottle of water but you can't,
Then you hand it to your friend and they open it easily and you're just standing there like:
-_-
"Well... I loosened it up for you.."
NOT MY FORMAT

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UnfogettableMe
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February 17, 2012 12:18pm UTC

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The_Witty_Therapist
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February 17, 2012 12:08pm UTC

w h e n i t c o m e s t o q u o t e s ,
marilyn monroe was a genius.♥
"a wise girl -
kisses but doesn't love,
l i s t e n s but doesn't believe.
and leaves before
she.is.L E F T."
♥
nmq/nmf

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The_Witty_Therapist
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February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC

DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
TOY STORY:
Friends may come, and friends may leave,
but they are our friends and we will love
them forever.
A BUGS LIFE:
Together, even the smallest can achieve
the greatest goal.
MONSTERS INC.:
No matter what, we will give everything for those
we care for.
FINDING NEMO:
For our children, we will do anything.
THE INCREDIBLES:
Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
CARS:
The greatest victories
are the friends we met
along the way.
RATATOUILLE:
What we can achieve is determined by us and
us alone.
WALL-E:
There is no greater wonder
in the universe than the
love we hold for others.
UP:
The adventure
never ends.
♥

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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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