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MadAlice
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I'm not depressed or hopeless,
I'm only walking in a blur...
And you're the frame and focus,
I'm the scene you're the director.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MadAlice
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January 4, 2012 9:36pm UTC

The one thought I keep thinking while scrolling through Facebook newsfeed...
"If Daniel could read this I think he'd die."

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MadAlice
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC

So I went back pages and pages to see my very first quote on Witty, ever.
It had no fancy format at all, it was just plain text.
Yet it had 170 faves.
Dayum.

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MadAlice
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Oh, I'm your favorite character?
Okay, I'll just die then.
© ThatsSoMeee ♥

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MadAlice
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:34am UTC

We may be facebook friends,
but in my head I've killed you 1234567854532456387363764364846007309999353 times already.

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:49pm UTC

Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a
saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue
dress and you can wear a fez and we can
invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol
actually I know a lot of people on the internet
who would come and they would be so happy
for us do you want children because i do we
could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names
Matt and David and Amelia lol

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 4:25pm UTC

You know what sucks?
Vacuums
You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Black holes
You know what's not cool?
Lava

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Are you free this Friday?
Damn right I'm free
This is America

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MadAlice
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December 24, 2011 8:39pm UTC

Every time someone says "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" since it's shorter than "yes."

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Learn from the past.
Live for today.
Look for tomorrow.
Take a nap this afternoon.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MadAlice
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December 20, 2011 9:10am UTC

The past, present, and future all walk into a bar at the same time.
...It was tense.

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MadAlice
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December 18, 2011 8:40pm UTC

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 11:58am UTC

Mom: Okay we'll be back at 10:00.
Me: yeah whatever.
*At 10:01*
Me: OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD.
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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MadAlice
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December 14, 2011 6:44pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
Yes, I am a girl.
No, I do not have a crush on every guy I talk to.

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Just...shut up.
Are you seriously going to judge someone on their hair color, or what country/continent someone comes from? Just because someone has a certain hair color or comes from another continent, does not mean you instantly know them.
Just stop.
nmf

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC

Me? Sarcastic?
Never!

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Do you know who's beautiful? Look a the first word.
Ah f**k I totally messed that up. -_-

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:30am UTC

Reality's a lovely place,
but I wouldn't wanna live there.
♥
nmf

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:26am UTC

I mean, I don't know man, I'd fave this.

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MadAlice
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 12:16pm UTC

So today at school...
I saw a sign in the restroom, pointing down at the toilet, that said "THIS WAY TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC."
I love my school.
Nmq/nmf

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