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Cammie
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April 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC

It’s funny how I was the fastest s.perm and now I barely move at all.

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Cammie
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April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC

What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
It would be like a traveling concert.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I like staying up at unhumanly hours, but I also like getting 12 hours of
sleep. Do you see my problem?

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PurplePinkDreams
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April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 11:30am UTC

person: are you shivering?
me: no, i'm on vibrate.

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I have a witty life and a normal life.
Does that mean I'm like Hannah Montana?

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marie1616
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April 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC

If you're strong enought to take that blade & draw it across your skin. If you're strong enough to take those pills & swallow them when no ones home. If you're strong enough to tie that rope & hang it from the ceiling fan. If you're strong enough to jump off that bridge, my friend . You are strong enough, to live.
-Iain S. Thomas.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Wisconsin
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March 6, 2013 12:23pm UTC

I just want one person to say, "Hey, I care."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b
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March 6, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Tears that won't fall,
are the worst of their kind.
For they only existed,
in your mind.
Your breathing is ragged,
yours eyes blood-shot.
But the tears dont come,
leaving your soul to rot.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lolsorue_girl
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March 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
''I should wear different clothes today.''
- Said no cartoon character,ever

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b
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February 23, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Deja-poo:
The feeling that you've heard all this crap before.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Me: Mom where are you?
Mom: I'm on my way home
*3 hours later*
Me: Well well well look who decided to show up

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MissTomlinson
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February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

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ChocoTaco
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February 23, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Having a test on Monday
Is just setting your students up for failure

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Hale_Storm18
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February 23, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

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