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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:19pm UTC

when you’re dancing with your hunny
and your nose gets kinda runny
and you think it’s kinda funny
well it snot
- my dad's original
composition
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

"omg" and "oh my god"
are two completely different emotions

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:19pm UTC

i hate it when people don't hate
the person i hate.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:29pm UTC

Once upon a time I listened to One Direction
and there is no happy ending

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I COULD BE WRITING THE MOST BORING TEXT EVER
but when you look over my shoulder
that text becomes top secret.

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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:47pm UTC

"Bye Squidward, Bye Mr. Krabs, Bye squidward"
"you said bye squidward twice.."
"i like squidward...."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:14pm UTC

i need
a gang to follow
me around
all day and clap
when i make
jokes
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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

"Women give birth,
they literally have the power to end the human species
if they decide in unison to boycott humanity.
So men, you should probably think about that,
because you have no idea what you're f//cking with."

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savannarosee
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 6:38pm UTC

That moment when you get all choked up.
When your eyes are bloodshot and weary.
When you can barley hear anything.
When everyone in this world is dead to you.
When your trying not to cry.
Taking little gaps of air to keep it all in.
When you feel like your brain is about to expload. When you don't want to talk to anyone. You can't.
When it feels like someone punched you in the stomach.
When you can feel a huge lump in your throat.
When you feel absolutly nothing at all.
Is when you feel the most.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:20pm UTC

doctor: so, what kind of birth control
are you using?
me: my appearance
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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:21pm UTC

I find it adorable
when someone remembers the littlest details about you. It’s cute when that person takes the time and effort to surprise you with the things you don’t remember telling them about. It’s like they’ve read your mind. The kind of person that pays attention to what you say just so they can use it to their advantage to put a smile on your face. I love those thoughtful people who go out of their ways just so they can make you happy.

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:12pm UTC

i hate how steve works so hard to update Witty and then everyone likes "omg i hate the new layout" like shut your pie hole steve worked hard on it

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I said leave,
but all i really want is you
to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming
I'm in love with you
♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Today in Spanish:
Our teacher put us in groups to do a project, and part of it was describing famous people.
Kid: Who should we put in?
Me: CHANNING TATUM!
Kid: Who is that?
Me: ...an actor.
Kid: Oh yeah I think I know who that is.
Me: ... *Writes sentence about him*
Kid: You made a mistake! It's ella not el.
Me: But he's a guy...
Kid: Oh I thought he was a girl.
Me:
Obama:
Cats:
Tree:
Teacher:
Channing Tatum:
Life:
Astronauts:
Steve:
Justin Bieber:
Dogs:
Life:
Me: Just ... just get out.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:44pm UTC

"hey my friend wants to know if you'll go out
with me?"

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

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