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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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December 2, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Gets compliment from Attractive Person : I like your name.
Me : Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
That is why I'm single folks.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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December 1, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Doctor: Do you drink or smoke?
Me: No
Doctor: *Under his breath* What a loser

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happiest*
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December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

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posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC

"dont be shy"
thanks u cured me.

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happiest*
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December 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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yourcool
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December 24, 2013 4:17pm UTC

have you ever bullshtted an essay
so hard you basically laughed after every sentence you wrote

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC

You say move on;
WHERE DO I GO?

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helloitslexi
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December 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

THEY DIDN'T AGREE ON MUCH.
In fact, they didn't agree on anything.
They fought all the time and challenged each other everyday.
But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common.
They were crazy about each other.
♥
Please don't remove this!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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December 22, 2013 10:02am UTC

I fell for someone I never should have.
I fell for his laugh and the way he gets confused about everything.
I fell for the way his hand fell perfectly into mine.
I fell for his eyes and the way they never fully open unless he's showing me how red they are after he's been smoking.
I fell for the way he walks and how slow he walks.
I fell for his intellegence and his humbleness when he doesn't realize just how smart he is.
I fell for the way he's so passionate about the things he cares about and loves.
I fell for the way he looks in his favorite sweatpants and sweatshrit.
I fell for the way he tells me about all those other girls and I can't help but be jealous. (And of course, he knows I am jealous.)
I fell for the way he loves and cares despite it never woking out in his favor.
I fell for the way he cares for his mother, family and friends and beliefs more than anything in this world.
I fell for someone I shouldn't have fallen for.
I fell for someone that will probably never see me the way I see him.
I fell for him even when I swore I wouldn't.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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Jade672
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March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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