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Andreaxoxo
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June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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CandEProductions
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August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 9:51pm UTC

You wear your best apologies,
but I was there to watch you
leave.

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tylerr
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November 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC

and we didn't talk after that.

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kaiilovesyou
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC

kaiilovesyou format and fade.
Trying to explain a song
but not wanting to sing
it to the person.

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:38pm UTC

That inner pornstar moan
that slips out when you stretch.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Today someone asked me if I knew you.
As a million memories flashed before my eyes,
I replied, "I used to..."

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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Chisu
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:41pm UTC

If I have a son
And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys. nmf

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_g0ldenkiid*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC

Today I saw the Victoria's Secret's 'Love my body' campain...
It had a bunch of really skinny, pretty models. I then looked at Dove 'Real Beauty Campain' and it didn't have any skinny models, it had normal, bigger, taller, dark skinned normal girls. Now which one do you most look up to?♥

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me,
that's why I'm better off alone"
-Shrek

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

me: growing up is scary, can i stop?

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Telling someone with depression to 'just get over it and be happy'
is like telling someone with a broken leg to run to a hospital
Telling someone with an eating disorder to 'just eat'
is like telling someone with claustrophobia to get inside a small cupboard and lock the door.
Telling someone who self-harms to 'just stop doing it'
is like telling a drug addict to sit in a room full of drugs and touch nothing.
How can you judge what you don't understand?
nmq

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Guys: Girls think period cramps are bad? Try getting kicked in the balls.
Me: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Number one, we could never get kicked in the balls because we can't grow them. Numero dos, period cramps are sore as sh*t. Three, even if you got kicked in the balls once a month (which you don't) the pain DOES NOT last for a week. Four, you can't bleed from between your legs for a week and live. Five, Shut the f*ck up and actually use one of your very little amount of brain cells and think before you speak, or you'll get girls on their period wanting to stab you with very pointy objects. K. Thanks. Bye.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC

*doing the lion king with your pet*
Me: NAAAAAA DEVUNYAAA TIBISHI TIBBBBAAABAAAAA!
Pet: Dafuq.. o.o

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 8:33am UTC

So I just skipped the part of puberty where I get really attractive?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 9:21pm UTC

you: hey sexy
*relationship lasts 2 months*
me: goodmorning beautiful, I missed you.
*relationship lasts 2 years*
nmf - i follow back ^.^

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