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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    reasons why people think i hate school:
    having to do work
    reasons why i actually hate school:
    dumb fking idiots in all of my classes
    not being able to eat on my own schedule
    not being able to drink coffee in class
    not having hot classrooms outrageously freezing classrooms because the schools bipolar having to wear pants p.e
    filthy bathrooms
    teachers that cant teach presentations
    never having time to go to my locker
    having to do work

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
    me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Me: Hi I'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beff frie-
    Chinese Restaraunt: Do you want eggroll?
    Me: I didn't even finish my order.
    Chinese Restaraunt: *to the chef* 这个男孩想三千侧顺序蛋卷蛋卷
    Me: What

  5. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:10am UTC
    before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
    during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
    after running: YEAH B/TCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    miley's hairdresser: you sure

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    What happens at Olive Garden when they're grating the cheese and you don't say "when"?
    The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Mom: Why don't you go outside and get some exercise?
    Me: Okay.
    Me: *Goes for run with laptop*

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    "I have a crippling insecurity
    Mixed with the idea
    That I'm the best."

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Teacher: Let's go around the room and everyone say the most memorable thing you did over the summer.
    Student: I went to Florida!
    Teacher: Wow! Me too, that's awesome.
    Student: I hung out with my friends, and we went to the beach every day!
    Teacher: Whoa, you must have great friends!
    Student: I went to an amusement park and rode every ride!
    Teacher: That's exciting!
    Me: I cried over band members until 5 in the morning... like every night.
    Teacher: Um, impressive...

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    You don't know true pain
    until you catch your hair in a zipper. It's worse than stepping on lego...
    nmf.
    G

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
    man: *buying condoms*
    me: would you like a bag?
    man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    It would be cool if the country you lived in was based on your taste in music.
    You would live in the country of your favorite band or artist, and you got to go to unlimited concerts by them. All your neighbors would have the same taste in music, and all you would wear is band merch everyday. Parties would have the best music and dancing. And you wouldn't have to deal with annoying fangirls from different fandoms. If you changed your taste in music you could move to a different country, and if you wanted to see a different band in concert you could go for a vacation in another country.

  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    *picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
    he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
    and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
    every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
    and gives them empty smiles and wears
    long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
    seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
    sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
    his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
    There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
    parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
    friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
    parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
    who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
    she was beautiful.

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    whats the html code to happiness

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    diarrhoea problems tend to occur in my family
    i guess you could say it runs in our jeans

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