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ElleRain10
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 5:02pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You go to someone's profile on witty and they have really good quotes so you favorite like all of them and then you realize you probably seem like a stalker.

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CantLiveWithOut1D
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 9:34am UTC

So i really like like like irish people
a conversation started with me and an irish person (on twitter) i never met, he was winding up wanting to annoy me, but at the end of the conversation he told me "MAY THE LUCK OF THE IRISH BE WITH YOU"
My day was made <3

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and_the_snow_fell_in_July
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 1:41pm UTC

Staying home from school
Me: *Refresh Twitter*
Me: *Refresh Instagram*
Me: *Refresh Tumblr*
Me: *Refresh Witty*
Me: WHY IT THERE NOTHING NEW HE- wait, everyone's at school _._

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phee
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When i'm older and my daughter asks who my first love was, i don't want to have to pull out the old photo album.
I want to be able to point out across the room and say:
''He's sitting right over there''
-kaaryll

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 1:37pm UTC

The first 30 people to fave this quote I'll follow back!
I'm totally lying, and these quotes make me want to beat my face off the wall..

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StayingStrongForever
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 6:05pm UTC

*Sitting in class near my super hot guy friend*
Me: *glances at him quick* He's so beautiful.
Me: I'd have his babies.
Me: We'd make cute children.
*Looks over and sees him staring at me, then he smiles and looks away*
Me: OMG.
Me: Gabby calm down.
Me:
Him:
Me:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Me:
Me: Yep. Babies.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Even princesses who have been locked away in towers
have better sovial skills than me. What am I doing wrong?

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Dear Justin,
Way to steal my catch-phrase.
Never say never. Original, much?
Sincerely,
Peter Pan.

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demons*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 5:18pm UTC

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Fan: Take your shirt off!
Ed Sheeran: I have to say, when I was 16, I use to do a lot of sports. I discovered beer and fast food at 17. You do not want me to take my shirt off.

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xPerfectlyxImperfectx
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:47pm UTC

After 20 years
Daughter: Mom, I found your collection of One Direction stuff.
Me: Very good, honey. Now, hide them before your dad sees them.
Daughter: Why? Does he hate them? I mean, they're really good and the blonde one is hot.
Niall: Wut.
Me: ...
Niall: ...
Me: ...
Daughter: ...
Daughter: I think I just called my Dad hot.

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aquaprin
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Just a regular convo between my boyfriend and I....
Some random dude texted me... He though I was his ex
Okay..well, what was said?
It went something like this:
Him:Could we be
friends?
Me:Who is this?
Him:Jesse
Me:I think you have the wrong number.
Him: Is this Becky?
Me:No. I just got a new phone.
Him:oh
Me: sorry
Him:I guess she gave me the slip
Me: good luck with that
Him: You don't happen to be a single woman do you?
Me:You got half of that right... I'm all alone this weekend ;)
Him:I don't usually go for this kind of thing, but what the hell. Where do you wanna meet?
Me: how about you decide, and I'll be perfectly fine with it.
Him: how about the bar on the corner of Jefferson @ 8?
Then I realized how gay this was getting and I never responded.
This is why you are my boyfriend. Also, you make a convincing hooker lady
Thanks babe, thats what every guy wants to hear from his girlfriend.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Turning on my boyfriend just means starting my computer.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:33pm UTC

☁ ☁
Maybe the wolf
is in love with the moon
and each month it
☁ it cries for a
love it will never touch.
☁

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

This is for the 18 kindergarteners
» who don't get to see tommorrow.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC

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theWalrus
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Okay before the world ends,
I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
I let the dogs out.

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伤*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 11:05am UTC

So our fandom can
leak songs
find blood types
exact birth time
their parents' middle name
baby pictures
hack into aiport security cameras
what can your fandom do?

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伤*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:10am UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
L o u i s T o m l i n s o n
We're so proud of you and your accomplishments
MAKE THIS ONE OF THE BEST BIRTHDAYS YET

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC

this is for the soilders
who won't make it home for Christmas this year.

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