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After 20 years

Daughter: Mom, I found your collection of One Direction stuff.
Me: Very good, honey. Now, hide them before your dad sees them.
Daughter: Why? Does he hate them? I mean, they're really good and the blonde one is hot.
Niall: Wut.
Me: ...
Niall: ...
Me: ...
Daughter: ...
Daughter: I think I just called my Dad hot.

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