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  1. geannnx3 geannnx3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Hey baby, won't you look my way?
    I can be your new addiction. ♥

  2. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Drake: "Wait, if theres a New Jersey, why isn't there just a Jersey?"
    Josh: "I don't know, i wasn't at the meeting!"
    nmf LAYOUTCREDI
    

  3. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    If I die younge...
    Bury me in England
    Lay me down on a bed of carrots.
    Sink me in Harry's gravy,
    At dawn.
    Send me away
    with the words of a
    leprechaun

  4. momoadd momoadd
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When:
    You don't know why the Kardashians are famous

  5. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    *Me with my future kids*
    kids: mom, we want concert tic-
    me: sure

  6. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    My period is
    like Adele...
    it comes out of the blue and uninvited ._.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
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  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    why didn't the chicken cross the road?
    because Niall ate it.

  10. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    There are so many things
    I want to say to you. If only I knew how to say them.

  11. sail sail
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    but seriously how many calories does crying over things on the internet burn

  12. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE

  13. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:24am UTC
    My mom: pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: Repeat
    My mom:pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: Repeat
    My mom: Pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: -_-
    true story

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:00am UTC
    I will be nintey and still laugh when someone says"Hug me brotha!"

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    person: you're blocking the view.
    me: i am the view.

  16. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    From the bottom of the
    STAIRS,
    to the top of the
    CHARTS;
    heres to the
    BAND,
    that stole our
    HEARTS.
    nmqf

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Zayn smokes,
    Niall loves to drink,
    Louis gets too hyper,
    Harry is attracted to cougars,
    Liam can't spell.
    Meet my idols,
    One Direction.

  18. sail sail
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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  19. c4ndy c4ndy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I feel so used.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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