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momoadd

1. momoadd
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   July 1, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you realize Darth Vader is your father
   
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2. momoadd
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   July 1, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you realize you wore a red shirt to Target.
   
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3. momoadd
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you realize that you texted the wrong person.
   You know what I'm talking about ;)
   It
   
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4. momoadd
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 3:55pm UTC
   One of my quotes made the top quotes:
   My life now has meaning
   
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5. momoadd
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   June 28, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When:
   You don't know why the Kardashians are famous
   
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6. momoadd
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   House MD ends:
   My life has no meaning
   
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7. momoadd
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   March 25, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   Funny HG PIC 1
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8. momoadd
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 11:36pm UTC
   TEAM Gale OR TEAM PEETA?
   Favorite for Gale Comment for Peeta
   
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9. momoadd
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 11:44am UTC
   A girl @ My school confesses her love 2 her crush with a letter ON VALENTINES DAY!!! what does he do? Crinkles up the note and laughs in her face.
   Girl 1: OMG! U r sooo mean!
   Girl 2: U r so immature, John!
   Me: Yeah! Throw it! Chuck it in her face!
   Science Teacher: DONT SETTLE! DONT SETTLE DONT SETTLE DONT SETTLE! I DIDNT GET MARRIED TILL I WAS 30!!! DONT SETTLE!!!!
   I dont believe in Valentines day, I'm in it 4 the candy <3
   
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10. momoadd
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    I feel like a stalker when…
    I go on witty and read about everyone’s personal lives…
    Me: !!! Her life sux!
    
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11. momoadd
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Dear LMFAO,
    Thank you for naming your song, “Sexy and I Know it” after me. I always knew someone would notice how awesome I am.
    -Sexy and You Know it
    
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12. momoadd
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    December 14, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Going on Google Translate and typing in…
    “ I’m a Fu**ing B**ch” and ROFL when the computer voice says it
    
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13. momoadd
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Think About it…
    If a boy does cheerleading, how does that make him gay? Football is somehow where all of the "normal" boys are, yet it's a bunch of boys in tights trying to tackle each other! In cheerleading, boys can practice in sweats, look up girls skirts, and yet they're somehow gay... think about it
    
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14. momoadd
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    December 11, 2011 11:21am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When…
    Someone texts you back “k”
    Me: How the F do I respond to this???
    
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15. momoadd
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    December 11, 2011 12:18am UTC
    CoolStoryBro…
    What part do you shut up?
    
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16. momoadd
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Don’t u luv it when…
    You get chainmail that says you’ll die an hour l8r, and you’re looking at the clock to c if u actually die…
    Me: 11:59… 12:00! Haha! Take that clown statue!
    
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17. momoadd
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    November 27, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Dear Juicy Coture,
    Lower your prices by $200.
    -Normal people
    
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18. momoadd
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Why does
    Nikki Minaj
    Like American Guys?
    British dudes are
    SO
    Much Hotter!
    
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19. momoadd
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Katy Perry ➔ Blue hair.
    Nicki Minaj ➔ Pink hair.
    Rihanna ➔ Red hair.
    Lady Gaga ➔ Green hair.
    Me: "OMG!!, the POWER RANGERS are back!" ;D
    
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