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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    I'm in love with
    cities I've never been to
    and people I've never met.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    The only guy
    who deserves you
    is the one who thinks he doesn't..

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    YOU CAN PLAY THE BLAME GAME; I THINK
    it goes both ways.

  4. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
    me: my appearance

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    "I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?"
    ''You spelt dad wrong."

  6. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    i do remember when you
    CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL.

  7. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 3:02am UTC
    I know the perfect time
    and baby that's never.

  9. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    They say it's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. And I say, whoever said that didn't have too far to fall. +//+

  10. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    one direction: you're insecure don't know what for
    me: do you want a list

  11. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:42am UTC
    I wish you knew how painfully
    unfunny you are.

  12. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:43am UTC
    if you treat someone like a celebrity,
    DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY TREAT YOU
    »»»»» like a fan.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    I like someone I can't have....
    format credit : Anthony96

  14. KateKat KateKat
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    nmf
    People who find my best friend more
    attractive than me

  15. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    IMAAAAGINAAAATIOOOON.
    ~Spongebob
    nmf/nmq

  16. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    "Can I help you?"
    "No, I just waited 15 minutes in line to say Hi."

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
    how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
    Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    ♥ "I was About To Hug A Fan
    but she said she wanted to hug Louis. She Was About To Hug Louis, but Louis said he wanted to hug me." ~Niall Horan nmf

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Here's to the Directioners who
    Don't favor a member of One Direction more
    Than the others, but have that one member
    Who stole their heart.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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