*Freedom*'s Favorites

Steve
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Be ashamed to catch yourself idle.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 171 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 313 points

sammy*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ..happened to it.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 319 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:02pm UTC

How do people approach their crush?
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra barbeque sauce at McDonalds.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 258 points

Olisbabe *
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:42am UTC

"what is depression like?" he whispered
"it's like drowning."
"Except you can see everyone around you breathing"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 297 points

*Freedom*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 1:55am UTC

''I Love You''
She whipers but, the sound of her is fades away in his breath.
''I Love Y--''
She tries but , the voice of tears is intterrupted by his lips.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 7:42pm UTC

have you even
allowed yourself to
stop and catch
your breath?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r i n g

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 136 points

伤*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Suicide Is COMMITTED
every 40 seconds
I WONDR IF ONE DAY
i'll be one of those 40 SECONDS

👍 this is good · read the comments · 325 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 587 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 819 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

👍 this is good · read the comments · 762 points

Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 8:55am UTC

Who else thinks
There is a secret camera
in their house ?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 152 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 230 points

Jahyvie
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I don't even need a tumblr.
I can just get on Witty and read all the quotes people take from there.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 540 points

Alexwise
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 8:23pm UTC

why do i keep accidentally deleting comments? *shake head*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC

i wish i lived in medieval times because
then whenever i got mad at someone, i could just yell "she's a witch!" and they would be out of my life forever.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 136 points

*Freedom*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Because Boy
Your Just Mind Blowing
Hypnotizing
Head Down To Your Toes
<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

*Freedom*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I Didn't Intentionally
Tried To
Kill
Myself
But, I Knew That If I Went To Far That
I Wouldn't Care
-Demi Lovato

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

GoneCra2y
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 11:37pm UTC

I'm the type of girl that doesn't tell a soul
who I like.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I can safely assume that 98% of us
should be doing homework

👍 this is good · read the comments · 223 points

Witty Profiles

*Freedom*

Freedom