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1. sammy*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   Pants without pockets: why
   Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude
   
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2. styles*
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   There are 364 days
   until Christmas
   and people already have their lights up.
   unbelievable.
   
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3. Eli123qwe
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 3:18pm UTC
   There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
   There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
   There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
   There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
   There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
   There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
   There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
   There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
   AINT NOBODY GOT
   TIME FOR THAT!
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. Cupcake4life
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC
   That one Person who makes the pain go away <3
   
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6. brigid*
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 3:11pm UTC
   guy 1: bros before hoes
   guy 2: yeah, well she is not a hoe and if you think she
   is then you are definatly not a bro
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
7. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   I'm so excited for Valentine's Day.
   All the chocolate is going to be on sale. I'm so excited.
   
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