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brigid*

1. brigid*
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2015 8:15am UTC
   "Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people."
   
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2. brigid*
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2015 6:26pm UTC
   Don't hold onto something
   that is just holding you back
   
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3. brigid*
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC
   me: i love you more
   little girl: i love you more
   me: i love you to pluto and back
   little girl: i love you to mickey and back
   
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4. brigid*
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 5:34pm UTC
   so people can sit there believing that a man was not only 100% man
   but also 100% god, died and then came back to life,
   AND born from a virgin but the concept of being gay is so abstract.
   ~my sister
   
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5. brigid*
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   ed didnt lose the grammy, the grammy lost ed
   
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6. brigid*
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   guy: I like to make things look good
   me: that concept obviously doesn't apply to your face.
   
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7. brigid*
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 10:03pm UTC
   don't act like you care
   when you clearly don't
   
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8. brigid*
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 7:03pm UTC
   Wife: Honey can you help me with the garden?
   Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
   Wife: Honey the toilet is broken!
   Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
   (The husband went out for lunch and when he came back the house was fixed)
   Husband: Did you fix all of this?
   Wife: No, the neighbors son did, but he said I had to make him a burger or sleep with with him.
   Husband: You gave him the burger right?
   Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?
   
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9. brigid*
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 8:19pm UTC
   guy on the radio: I heard that Taylor Swift said that
   she wasn't afraid of being forever alone. I was just
   like that's a good thing considering no guys want to
   date you because they're afraid you're going to write
   a song about them.
   
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10. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    I have friends who have wittys and so when they
    put a quote as their facebook status and it gets a ton
    of likesim just sitting here like "I know your secret"
    
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11. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:58am UTC
    This single lyric "I could do without a tan on
    my left hand where my fourth finger meets
    my knuckle" deserves its own grammy.
    
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12. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    ha, you should be a comedian you're f//king hilarious.
    
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13. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Sometimes love is like a game of chutes and ladders.
    Sometimes you climb up the ladder and sometimes you fall down the slide.
    
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14. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    modling agent: *walks over to me and friends*How old are you guys?
    guy friend: 83...we wear a lot of makeup
    
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15. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Feeling
    lost, used, broken, unwanted, useless, lonely, upset, gross, tired.
    
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16. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Did I
    even mean anything to you?
    
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17. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    there are plenty of fish in the sea!
    well the fish out there are lucky,
    but incase you didn't notice
    I'm a human
    
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18. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    guy 1: bros before hoes
    guy 2: yeah, well she is not a hoe and if you think she
    is then you are definatly not a bro
    
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19. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    when people first meet me:
    oh my gosh you are so quiet and poliet!
    once they know me for 2 hours:
    what.are.you.on.
    
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20. brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Christpoher seemed to have schizophrenia
    Tigger seemed to have ADHD
    Piglet seemed to have anxiety
    Pooh seemed to have an eating disorder
    Eeyore seemed to have depression
    Rabbit seemed to have OCD
    & we all learned to love them
    nmq
    
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