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Jamzx

1. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 1:15pm UTC
   OHMIGOSH; It's a miracle
   Somebody actually laughed at my joke.
   
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2. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2013 12:58pm UTC
   I've changed alot since 2012.
   First off, I'm totally insecure.
   I've lost almost all of my confidence because of a couple of people.
   I take critisism so hard It's almost like I want to die sometimes.
   Say, for example, 3 months ago-ish, I passed a homeless man on the street. He was holding a wooden sign, drenched with rain, that said:
   "Please help. Give money. All my family are dead. Help me."
   I remember thinking, maybe if I knew someone who was dead I would understand better.
   Now I can see the man with new eyes.
   A week ago, something slightly embarrassing happened. All my friends were crowded round me, comforting me, and a girl at the back of the P.E class looked at me once and burst into laughter. Later, I was crying (the girl had a reputation for hating me) and my friend said
   "Hey, It's ok. She didn't mean it" I said back
   "No. I wish she was dead."
   She looked at me and said
   "For all you know, she could die today. You don't really mean it. You'll see when you're not angry anymore."
   Well, I'm not angry anymore, and I still wish she was dead. You understand me yet?
   
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3. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 11:02am UTC
   I'm the kind of person
   Who's always searching for attention
   But when I finally find it,
   I can't help from shrinking away from the limelight.
   And in those situations
   when I find my soulmate,
   I just run away.
   How do I manage to critizice other people,
   One of my many flaws,
   When I can't even figure out myself.
   
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4. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 1:26pm UTC
   GeekTopia:
   Geek 1: Ohhh hey der Eugene? What is your flabbergasting mind up to at this very moment?
   Geek 2: Ahhh.. well, since you ask, Gilbert, I was just eyeing your "spot!" It indeed is very intriguing.
   Geek 1: Um... Well.. since you mention it, I can tell you that........ Infact, it is a built in micro-chip! I can read your mind!
   Geek 2: Oh, sorry. Go on then. read my mind!
   Geek 1: *Concentrating* Ummmmmmmm... YOU.. ARE.. A.. GEEK!
   Geek 2: Oh never have I been more *snort* INSULTED!
   Hehe.. just thinking.
   
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5. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 5:09am UTC
   Your friend is screaming in eternal pain and torment;
   Someone has stolen her cookie.
   
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6. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   Philosophy Club:
   Girl: This is pointless.
   Club leader: Aahhhh.. but pointlessness is atleast thus reality! Or.. is pointlessness entwined with darkness?
   Me: Wtf?
   
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7. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 2:59pm UTC
   My little brother is so mean:
   Girl: (To my bro) Hey! Do you think I'm pretty? (shyly)
   Bro: No.
   Girl: How can I be pretty?
   Bro: Hmmm... Stick out your tongue..
   Girl: Yeah?
   Bro: Roll your eyes around, and then make snorting noises.
   Girl: Liieee ishhh?? *Snort* Amm I pwe-eyy oww?
   Bro: You're pretty ugly! *Walks off
   
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8. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 12:56pm UTC
   I
   Throw my
   Skittles
   In the
   Air
   Sometimes, saying
   AAAYO!
   Taste the
   RAAAINBOW!
   
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9. Jamzx
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
   I Think.. Yeah,
   I'm Gonna Write A Story:
   Haha. I wrote something, and then I deleted it. Writing a story is harder than it seems, you know. Mrs Twees is always going on about 'Powerful Prepositions!' And 'Wow Words!'
   Wow Words. Seriously. How cheesy can you get?
   Anyway, none of that.
   This isn't a test. It's at home. On my laptop. And anyone could read it. Nerd Alert!
   Skip that.. Um.. How should I start it?
   It was a beautiful sunny day in Rainbow Land
   It was a bleak day, and Karrie was on the bus to school. It was bumpy and she threw up.
   "Oh, delightful" Leered a voice that curled around Karrie extinguishing all life.
   She glanced behind and it was Taylor Swift!
   saw Osnidia. The bully. The bully of bullies.
   Karrie sighed.
   "Jeez Osnidia. That's just my weak stomach. I ate too much of the brocili your mum gave me when she came in yesterday,"
   "Lies, all lies.." Osnidia sneered.
   "Actually, that was sarcasm,"
   "Shut your azz and let your mouth talk"
   That made Karrie go quiet.
   Do you like it? I like it! That's me, Laura, I mean. Not Karrie. Confusing.
   Btw: I'm Writing About Laura Writing About Karrie. No Confuzzlement Thr.
   Me: Black
   Laura: White
   Karrie: Cherry
   
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