GeekTopia:

Geek 1: Ohhh hey der Eugene? What is your flabbergasting mind up to at this very moment?
Geek 2: Ahhh.. well, since you ask, Gilbert, I was just eyeing your "spot!" It indeed is very intriguing.
Geek 1: Um... Well.. since you mention it, I can tell you that........ Infact, it is a built in micro-chip! I can read your mind!
Geek 2: Oh, sorry. Go on then. read my mind!
Geek 1: *Concentrating* Ummmmmmmm... YOU.. ARE.. A.. GEEK!
Geek 2: Oh never have I been more *snort* INSULTED!

Hehe.. just thinking.