My little brother is so mean:
Girl: (To my bro) Hey! Do you think I'm pretty? (shyly)
Bro: No.
Girl: How can I be pretty?
Bro: Hmmm... Stick out your tongue..
Girl: Yeah?
Bro: Roll your eyes around, and then make snorting noises.
Girl: Liieee ishhh?? *Snort* Amm I pwe-eyy oww?
Bro: You're pretty ugly! *Walks off
