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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    To Santa Claus and Little Sisters
    By, Anonymous
    Once,
    On yellow paper, with green lines, he wrote a poem,
    And called it "Chops"
    Because that was the name of his dog,
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    and a gold star,
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    And read it to all his aunts.
    That was the year his sister was born,
    With tiny toenails and no hair,
    And Father Tracy took them to the zoo
    And let them sing on the bus.
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a Christmas card
    Signed with a row of x's.
    And his father always tucked him in at night,
    And he was always there to do it.
    Once,
    On white paper, with blue lines, he wrote another poem.
    And he called it "Autumn"
    Because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    And told him to write more clearly.
    And his mother didn't hang it on the kitchen door
    Because the door
    Had just been painted
    That was the year his sister got glasses,
    With black frames and thick lenses
    And the kids told him why mother and father
    Kissed a lot.
    And Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews,
    And the girl around the block laughed
    When he went to see Santa Claus at Macy's
    And his father stopped tucking him in at night,
    And got mad at him when he cried for him to.
    Once,
    On paper torn from his notebook, he wrote another poem,
    And he called it "Question Marked Innocence",
    Because that was the name of his grief
    And that's what it was all about.
    And the professor gave him an "A"
    And a strange and steady look.
    And his mother never hung it on the door
    Because he never let her see it.
    That year he found his sister necking on the back porch
    And his parents never kissed, or even smiled.
    And he forgot how the end of "Apostle's Creed" went,
    And Father Tracy died.
    And the girl around the block wore too much make-up
    That made him cough when he kissed her,
    But he kissed her anyway
    Once
    At 3 a.m., he tucked himself in bed,
    His father snoring soundly.
    He tried another poem, on the back of a pack of matches,
    And he called it "absolutely nothing"
    Because that's what it was all about.
    And he gave himself an "A"
    And a slash on each damp wrist
    And hung it on the bathroom door,
    Because he couldn't reach the kitchen.

  2. Jamzx Jamzx
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    My little brother is so mean:
    Girl: (To my bro) Hey! Do you think I'm pretty? (shyly)
    Bro: No.
    Girl: How can I be pretty?
    Bro: Hmmm... Stick out your tongue..
    Girl: Yeah?
    Bro: Roll your eyes around, and then make snorting noises.
    Girl: Liieee ishhh?? *Snort* Amm I pwe-eyy oww?
    Bro: You're pretty ugly! *Walks off

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    keep your friends close, but the
    people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

  4. Jamzx Jamzx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I Think.. Yeah,
    I'm Gonna Write A Story:
    Haha. I wrote something, and then I deleted it. Writing a story is harder than it seems, you know. Mrs Twees is always going on about 'Powerful Prepositions!' And 'Wow Words!'
    Wow Words. Seriously. How cheesy can you get?
    Anyway, none of that.
    This isn't a test. It's at home. On my laptop. And anyone could read it. Nerd Alert!
    Skip that.. Um.. How should I start it?
    It was a beautiful sunny day in Rainbow Land
    It was a bleak day, and Karrie was on the bus to school. It was bumpy and she threw up.
    "Oh, delightful" Leered a voice that curled around Karrie extinguishing all life.
    She glanced behind and it was Taylor Swift!
    saw Osnidia. The bully. The bully of bullies.
    Karrie sighed.
    "Jeez Osnidia. That's just my weak stomach. I ate too much of the brocili your mum gave me when she came in yesterday,"
    "Lies, all lies.." Osnidia sneered.
    "Actually, that was sarcasm,"
    "Shut your azz and let your mouth talk"
    That made Karrie go quiet.
    Do you like it? I like it! That's me, Laura, I mean. Not Karrie. Confusing.
    Btw: I'm Writing About Laura Writing About Karrie. No Confuzzlement Thr.
    Me: Black
    Laura: White
    Karrie: Cherry

:)

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