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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Story time #7
So today I was running home
And I fell and cut my thigh, but somehow it didn't rip my pants
So I had blood running down my leg
And some boy walks up to me.
Boy: What's wrong with you?
Me: I got my period. I don't have a tampon. God, this is so embarrassing.
Boy: But... You're... You're a boy.. Right?
Me: Yea...
Boy: But. Boys don't get periods... Do they?
Me: Actually, they do. You'll get it around Freshman year.
Boy: That means I only have another year to go.
Me: Oo. It's gonna hurt, trust me. Better get used to wearing tampons.
Boy: Okay...
Me: Here, let's go to the store. I'll buy you some so you can start to practice.
Boy: Thanks, sir. That's really nice of you.
*At the store*
Cashier: That's nice of you to buy these. Most guys would be ashamed.
Boy: I'm more worried than I am ashamed...
Cashier: Why are you worried, sonny?
Boy: I'll be getting mine next year.
Cashier: But. Aren't you a boy?
Boy: Yes sir. When did you get yours?
Cashier: I didn't get mine...
Me: You're one of those rare ones that don't get it. I am so jealous.
Cashier: Wait... Is that why I couldn't produce children..?
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Then I gave him the money and walked out.
Yep.
I bought tampons for a boy just because of yolo.
I really need a hobby.

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BravoSierra
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October 22, 2013 4:12pm UTC

me: *writes the title of my paper*
me: *rewards myself with an hour of internet*

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN
THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS,
what do you fcking think for?
*Walks out of class*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:00pm UTC

me in class:
wait what happened
what do we do
what do we write
when's the test
what is this
how do you do this
what

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

it actually písses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.

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lithium*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 3:40pm UTC

when i was little i used to think that "heck" was a bad word and the first time i said it was when i was 10 and i was so scared that my parents would find out that i started crying.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC

u (◠‿◠✿)
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
BTCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:22pm UTC

queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
Stranger: WAT DOOD
You: I'M JUST A SMALL TOWN GUUUUUUUUUURL
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?
You: LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOOORLD
Stanger: OH THAT SUX, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TRAVEL BY TRAIN?
You: I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
Stranger: GOING
You: ANYWHEEEEEEEEERE
Stranger: I'M JUST A CITY BOY
You: WHAT WORLD YOU LIVIN IN?
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUUUTH DETROIT
You: DAYUM YOU GONNA GET A TRAIN
Stranger: TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
You: WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
Stranger: SURE

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:31pm UTC

*Opens pack of gum*
BAM. 1 million people are
your best friend.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC

why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 4:54am UTC

me: let's start this homework...
*four hours later*
me: let's start this homework..

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:40am UTC

"why are you awake at 3 am?"
- asks the person who is also awake at 3 am.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:42am UTC

does anyone else eat their popcorn
with their tongue like a lizard or is that just me?

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 4:12am UTC

"Some people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are."

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 11:27am UTC

friend: your favourite band suck
me:
friend: and the lead singer is ugly
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
police officer: so she just ran into that knife
me: yep
police officer: eighteen times
me: shame
police officer: and then strangled herself with your headphones
me: much sadness

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 1:32pm UTC

"i want to be cremated and
put in children's sandboxes, in schools"
- kellin quinn

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